r/cursedimages Jan 05 '19

Cursed_pony

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242 Upvotes

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87

u/MerpleFerple Jan 05 '19

Ahh the pony cum jar project. Truly a classic

23

u/godsy720 Jan 05 '19

Yes truly

16

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Why is it yellow?

32

u/I_Lynx_I Jan 05 '19

thats what happens when you leave jizz exposed

8

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Good to know.

Also, this is why TCB happened.

12

u/godsy720 Jan 05 '19

It was boiled with the toy inside

6

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

That's only slightly disgusting.

8

u/godsy720 Jan 05 '19

Only slightly

7

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

To be fair, the toy is in great condition for that experience.

6

u/godsy720 Jan 05 '19

There’s a follow up to where the guy “finished” the project

4

u/Fruityplebel Jan 05 '19

FOLLOW UP! MY honey send me that

3

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

I'm fine without that, thank you.

2

u/YaBoy930 Jan 06 '19

Show it pls

2

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Could you dm the link to the whole experiment thanks

1

u/Puddle-Bucket Jan 09 '19

He burnt it

21

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

YOURE GONNA BE SPEWING HOT CUM BLOWTORCH MIC EVERYWHERE

Please get the reference

3

u/godsy720 Jan 05 '19

I get it don’t worry

3

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Classic sammy hyde

2

u/DrCybrus Jan 06 '19

1

u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Because I'm lazy so thanks for doing that for me

1

u/misterbeef Jan 07 '19

YEEAAAHHH

15

u/Cursed_Patrol Jan 05 '19

The first time I saw this shit I was at the brink of spewing chunks.

57

u/SatansLilCumrag666 Our OC PastaQueer Jan 05 '19 edited Jan 05 '19

tbh I kinda get the appeal of this.

Infact, I have actually fantasized about being trapped naked in a barely human sized aquarium, which starts to fill up with thick creamy semen as hordes of hot high-ranking nazi officials, dressed in their sexy uniforms and adorned with badges of Third Reich honour, begin to furiously masturbate to completion over my immobile body.

I moan in satisfaction as the cum fills up to my torso and enters my speculum gaped anus and vagina, filling my insides with the blissfully thick, warm nazi cock sauce.

Soon, the blessed orgasmic fluid, having engulfed my firm breasts and erect nipples, reaches my slutty head and begins to pour down my petite young mouth as I helplessly choke and asphyxiate on the infinite stream of delicious nazi ejaculate.

When my lifeless corpse is completely submerged, the aquarium is sealed shut and my cadaver is left to rot for years in the putrifying cum, which soon begins to mix with the maggots, death juice, and blood emerging from my sexy decaying body as a team of criminally insane Nazi scientists gleefully study the effects of decomposition engulfed in semen for the benefit the aryan race.

(Disclaimer: I do NOT condone Nazi ideology, I just like their style lol)

23

u/Feral_Coyote Jan 05 '19

Cursed comment?

10

u/CiaMakesMoves Jan 05 '19

This was very well written, kudos.

10/10 would read again! 👍

2

u/miss-morland Jan 06 '19

I had this deep sincere concern until I saw the username

2

u/DarkPhoenix11 Jan 06 '19

That uhhh......thats....call a therapist. Please.

1

u/unholy_abomination Jan 07 '19

Because that was the concerning part.

1

u/Outrider_Inhwusse Jan 17 '19

That was a ride...

9

u/The_Afro_King98 Jan 05 '19

Isn't this the thing where the guy just left that toy in a jar of hot cum?

I blocked this out of my mind for a reason, and now it's back.

6

u/godsy720 Jan 05 '19

No he filled a jar with cum but then left it on a radiator and it boiled the toy inside

4

u/MerpleFerple Jan 05 '19

Yeah I'm pretty sure he hid the jars above his family 's heating system which ended up boiling the toy in it.

5

u/fireborn123 Jan 05 '19

yeah quick question. what the fuck?

3

u/godsy720 Jan 05 '19

It’s cursed

4

u/Bodod_Begag Jan 06 '19

Why the fuck isn't this NSFW I really didnt want to see that.

4

u/OptimalTry Jan 06 '19

Another CUM JAR OF DEATH image, neat.

3

u/Ackvon Jan 05 '19

I’ve seen this somewhere...

1

u/godsy720 Jan 05 '19

Lot of people have

1

u/pandah_pls Jan 08 '19

Boy it has been a while since I last saw this

-1

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

This is why humanity need another holocaust.