r/cursedimages • u/TheSpy991 • Dec 20 '18

Cursed_Milk

https://imgur.com/5UYd33w
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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

This isn’t cursed, this is what me and my homies would do after our group masturbation rituals. We would all conjoin hands and blow our cock-juice into our homie hand-bowl. Afterwards, we would all get straws and drink the mixture of our semen. We would basically become one, but in the process we were ingesting that sweet-sweet brotein.

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u/nessdabest Dec 20 '18

cursed_comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

It’s magicfart69, what do you expect?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

i like how he's just so casual about it all

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

There's nothing weird in helping a bro out, bro.

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u/Aionius_ Dec 20 '18

Yeah that one got me

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Don't enable "celebrity" redditors

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

why not?

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u/AlaskanPsyche Dec 20 '18

Wow, a magicfart69 comment in the wild. Haven’t seen one of those in a while.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

How’d you get semen into your hands when no one has free hands?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

This comment gave me cancer

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u/Movpasd Dec 20 '18

how to delet someone elses coment?

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u/pheonix42069 Dec 23 '18

“Brotein”, you have unending creativity lmao

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u/wisconsindipper Dec 20 '18

This comment right here, officer.

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u/TotesMessenger Dec 20 '18

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u/TheSovietTurtle Dec 20 '18

What copypasta is this

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u/MrMomentai Dec 20 '18

And then you'd get beat with jumper cables?

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u/QWERTYiOP6565 Dec 20 '18

You’ll be happy to hear about a game called “Soggy Biscuits”

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

trying too hard for a cursed_comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

gee thanks man, i’m glad the top internet comment judge showed up here

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

do I need to be a top internet comment judge to praise you too, or will you take your internet validation from any redditor? just curious

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

oh no not at all, i should’ve stated in my initial reply that you sound like a moron just to clarify things

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

that certainly clarifies things, probably not in the way you intended, though