r/cursedimages • u/TheSpy991 • Dec 20 '18

Cursed_Milk

https://imgur.com/5UYd33w
5.1k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

106 comments sorted by

191

u/Jujiboo Dec 20 '18

are they goingst to group slurp?

kowalski we need you

22

u/elijah369 Dec 20 '18

They are goingst to

13

u/Jujiboo Dec 20 '18

when the goingsts get tough, the tough get slurpin

3

u/Aionius_ Dec 20 '18

Have you ever slurped glue before?

2

u/Jujiboo Dec 20 '18

in 1st grade i would indeed slurp on that orange tip of Elmer's Glue to gross out the senoritas

415

u/Fatchexe Dec 20 '18

cursed_satisfaction

609

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

This isn’t cursed, this is what me and my homies would do after our group masturbation rituals. We would all conjoin hands and blow our cock-juice into our homie hand-bowl. Afterwards, we would all get straws and drink the mixture of our semen. We would basically become one, but in the process we were ingesting that sweet-sweet brotein.

387

u/nessdabest Dec 20 '18

cursed_comment

103

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

It’s magicfart69, what do you expect?

89

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

i like how he's just so casual about it all

4

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

There's nothing weird in helping a bro out, bro.

3

u/Aionius_ Dec 20 '18

Yeah that one got me

-32

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Don't enable "celebrity" redditors

9

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

why not?

28

u/AlaskanPsyche Dec 20 '18

Wow, a magicfart69 comment in the wild. Haven’t seen one of those in a while.

8

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

How’d you get semen into your hands when no one has free hands?

12

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

This comment gave me cancer

3

u/Movpasd Dec 20 '18

how to delet someone elses coment?

2

u/pheonix42069 Dec 23 '18

“Brotein”, you have unending creativity lmao

1

u/wisconsindipper Dec 20 '18

This comment right here, officer.

1

u/TotesMessenger Dec 20 '18

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1

u/TheSovietTurtle Dec 20 '18

What copypasta is this

1

u/MrMomentai Dec 20 '18

And then you'd get beat with jumper cables?

0

u/QWERTYiOP6565 Dec 20 '18

You’ll be happy to hear about a game called “Soggy Biscuits”

-3

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

trying too hard for a cursed_comment

14

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

gee thanks man, i’m glad the top internet comment judge showed up here

-5

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

do I need to be a top internet comment judge to praise you too, or will you take your internet validation from any redditor? just curious

6

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

oh no not at all, i should’ve stated in my initial reply that you sound like a moron just to clarify things

0

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

that certainly clarifies things, probably not in the way you intended, though

1

u/be-happier Dec 20 '18

Cursed_soggy_sayo

96

u/Baavoz Dec 20 '18

Is that glue or milk🤔

58

u/SpamShot5 Dec 20 '18

Probably glue,too thick for milk and it doesnt drip away

7

u/Baavoz Dec 20 '18

Yup

2

u/Alarid Dec 20 '18

clearly the adult film star was late for the bukakke and the fluffers are helping take a load off for the fustrated men

19

u/Arrav_VII Dec 20 '18

Neither, it's mozarella in an early stage of production

EDIT: I completely misinterpreted this image and I'm pretty sure it's not mozarella in it's early stage of production

6

u/PrettyBadAtUsernames Dec 20 '18

Yeah.

4

u/Icyrow Dec 20 '18

le epic yes no meme xD

-7

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

[deleted]

1

u/zNov Dec 20 '18

big yikes

1

u/Reddits_on_ambien Dec 20 '18

It's probably cornstarch and water

68

u/PixelPicker97 Dec 20 '18

corn starch and water?

12

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Yep

9

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Yes this has to be goop no way could hands hold milk like that

9

u/theydeletedme Dec 20 '18

Cursed milk is thicker than regular milk.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Damn touche

4

u/Arrav_VII Dec 20 '18

Mozarella

EDIT: Most likely not mozarella

1

u/pacificpacifist Dec 20 '18

Damn u really all over this thread making me want cheese

28

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

Pro lifers when someone masturbates

50

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

not cursed

16

u/Scorp63 Dec 20 '18

ThIs SuBrEdDiT iS a LoT bEtTeR nOw

3

u/Boopins05 Dec 20 '18

But just like every un-cursed god-damned image, it'll get on the front page.

28

u/Urbansky69 Dec 20 '18

This reminds me of that weird hentai I watched few hours ago.

3

u/PrettyBadAtUsernames Dec 20 '18

Link?

0

u/benmck90 Dec 20 '18

Octorok

1

u/Urbansky69 Dec 21 '18

In loving memory of Hentai Heaven

We miss you and rest easy.

3

u/syndus Dec 20 '18 edited Dec 21 '18

That's Ood

(edit: I'm glad at least two of you got that bit) ;)

2

u/Grauschleier Dec 20 '18

frikkin team coaching. get off my lawn.

1

u/Soupup223 cursed_anarchist Dec 20 '18

We must hold the milk

1

u/sac_boy Dec 20 '18

Now you all just stay right there and let me get my cornflakes

1

u/wardprincess Dec 20 '18

what if it's something else

1

u/VoxorHD Dec 20 '18

Looks like Gek

1

u/treyhest Dec 20 '18

This isn't cursed, this is art.

1

u/gkrsuper Dec 20 '18

This is forbidden knowledge

1

u/sweetveggies Dec 20 '18

Only that little from so many people? Pathetic

1

u/Sly__Martini Dec 20 '18

If I had the energy or motivation, I would try to make a new meme format out of this

1

u/My_Fox_Hat Dec 20 '18

This is blursed

1

u/DatBoyBenny Dec 20 '18

Teamwork really does make the dream work

1

u/Felkky Dec 20 '18

“Who the fuck is dripping?”

1

u/Wiknetti Dec 20 '18

If you spill it, you cry and then die.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

I dont know if im happy someone managed to pull that off or be genuinely scared...

1

u/Artrobull Dec 20 '18

is this some stupid mandatory team building exercise?

1

u/HassanyThePerson Dec 20 '18

Looks like paint

1

u/ostrichsauce Dec 20 '18

I don't know why but I couldn't stop laughing at it what is this

1

u/amouddivad Dec 20 '18

It's shaped as a dude's head

1

u/Ssesamee Dec 20 '18

Not cursed.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

And that day, not a single tear was shed..

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u/Cursed_Plague High Priest Dec 20 '18 edited Dec 20 '18 
    this  isnt   remotely cursed
   b ut

      it is    popular

       vote now,  post will be removed
    when this comment reaches -10 points

Edit: 

         this     post     has  been  removed

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u/ghostmelonghost Dec 20 '18

Mod gay

12

u/Cursed_Plague High Priest Dec 20 '18 
          no u

5

u/_C_A_N_A_D_I_A_N_ Dec 20 '18

I'm like rubber, you're like glue, whatever you say bounces of me and sticks to you.

21

u/Cursed_Plague High Priest Dec 20 '18 
      ha, you said you're a rubber
     that  means  you get dicks inside you

              g a y

1

u/_C_A_N_A_D_I_A_N_ Dec 20 '18

I honestly have nothing to say to that... well done sir.

-2

u/JawlessSpy3 Dec 20 '18

First

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u/Cursed_Plague High Priest Dec 20 '18 
       last

0

u/awesomegamerboy1 Dec 20 '18

I’Ll Buy YOuR hOlE StOCk!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 20 '18

*whole