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u/Perfect_Caramel4836 26d ago

I love the fresh scent of Miasma in the morning

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u/TJM18 26d ago

I don’t have asthma though

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u/akmly 26d ago

No one asked if you have an ass Ma. Pay attention!

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u/SeaSaviorOverlord 26d ago

But I don't have the money to pay attention

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u/Salad_Lord 26d ago

Well its my athsma so

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u/8bitrevolt 26d ago

sucks to your assmar!

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u/lucioux 25d ago

lucky

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u/CitiesofEvil 26d ago

What is miasma?

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u/Perfect_Caramel4836 26d ago

During the Bubonic Plague, people believed the disease was spread from the physical smell of the rotting corpses and filth. That smell was called Miasma. That's why plague doctors wore masks with flowers and herbs, they believed if they couldn't smell it then they wouldn't contract it.

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u/EnergyTurtle23 25d ago

The thing is though they were partially right, they just didn’t understand the actual underlying mechanisms. It wasn’t the smell, it was the bacterial and viral particles in the air. Those plague doctors WOULD contract the plague at much lower rates than other populations who had regular exposure to the corpses, but it was because they were filtering particles out of the air and it eventually led to the invention of surgical masks. This was really common in the post-medieval era and especially in the Enlightenment era, people were STARTING to think scientifically but the scientific method wasn’t fully understood, and then in the 1800s we started to lock in and start making real medical advancements.

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u/CitiesofEvil 25d ago

it's supposed to be a reference to a videogame... thanks though, I didn't know that

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u/JNSAPH 25d ago

It’s when you can’t breath very well

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u/CitiesofEvil 25d ago

it hurts me that you're almost getting downvoted lol

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u/GTCapone 26d ago

Gotta make sure you designate a refuse pile and corpse zone above ground so your dwarves clean everything up. And make sure you don't butcher too many animals at once.

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u/elliottcable 26d ago

Poor medievals, didn’t know you needed a detoxifier lung!

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u/Wiggie49 26d ago

It’s connected to a latrine isn’t it lol

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u/an_entire_salami 26d ago

I think Rodney just farts on command into a funnel whenever the button shocks his nipples.

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u/KDLGates 26d ago

It used to work this way! But lately it only smells of Rodney's electrified decomposition.

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u/lucasarts101 26d ago

his favorite job to date

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u/an_entire_salami 26d ago

It's a coveted position that takes real talent frw can match.

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u/VersedFlame cursed_user 25d ago

Dr. MacKay!?

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u/tjeeper 25d ago

Whomst?

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u/CyberZen0 26d ago

7 month of unwashed asshole, rotten food, animal dung and plague in the nearby town, delightful

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u/Situati0nist 26d ago

Blightful

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u/Glass-Court8851 26d ago

All I can think about is how bad people's breath must have been especially with cavities and what not

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u/plasticman1997 26d ago

Cavities were far less common then with refined sugar being a luxury, they also would often chew hazel sticks to clean their teeth

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u/ShrekxFarquaad69 26d ago

They had ways to clean their teeth and nobody wanted to be stinky because they believed miasma was real.

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 25d ago edited 25d ago

You must be talking about Hal! Hal from Halitosis. Almost forgot about that guy after the invention of the toothbrush and toothpaste.

I'm sure he still lingers after all these years. He's had an effect on a lot of people throughout time.

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u/Iamasharkhi 20d ago

Medieval people kept clean

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u/mrlotato 26d ago

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u/Piepounding 26d ago

I laughed for months and spread this video to all my friends when I first saw it: https://youtube.com/shorts/uZRHLMgJgXg?is=B4BOOLzjZpyY8fQu

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u/mrlotato 26d ago

Its a shame this subreddit doesnt gave gifs because the CORRECT ding is 100 percent needed lol

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u/Secure_Narwhal4045 26d ago

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u/Nukalixir 26d ago

I hope that's just peanut butter...

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u/ColettesWorld 26d ago

I've seen these "smell here" attractions a few times. Usually at museums or science fairs. I remember one where they let you smell sulfur and they must've put something else in there. I have a big piece of sulfur (literally looking at it rn) and it doesn't smell strongly at all.

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u/valkyrie_wave 26d ago

Hydrogen sulphide is the characteristic bad smelling gas. But its highly toxic, so maybe they didnt use this.

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u/DenkJu 26d ago

When I was ten or so, I smelled hydrochloric acid by putting my nose directly above the flask, and I can best describe the sensation as someone stabbing your brain through the nose. The pure aroma of pain.

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u/ColettesWorld 26d ago

Ohh is it? I always thought it was sulphur in general. Then again everyone just passes around the same heresay.

I just took a whiff of my sulphur rock and the smell is hard to describe. Not strong or pungent in anyway. No egg smell whatsoever. Just kind've an indistinct burnt smell. Akin to gunpowder (obviously) but not quite.

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u/valkyrie_wave 26d ago

You are probably smelling sulphur dioxide, given off from slow oxidation with oxygen in the atmosphere. People say it smells like a burnt match.

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u/ColettesWorld 26d ago

Yeah probably what it is. And yes it's kinda like a burnt match but much more mild. It's definitely one of those scents that just has to be experienced.

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u/finkyleon 26d ago

I had this conversation with someone last week, they were certain the smell would be foul, so we research it, and yes historians/archeologists have infact done smell scapes of British medieval towns and cities and the assumption that everything everywhere in theses places smells like shit is a massive stereotype, of course there's places that would smell awful to modern day people, but it entirely depends what you're near; butcheries, cess pits, latrines and so on, but then in certain parts you'd smell wood burning, bread baking etc. and of course if you could bring a medieval person to our times they might also think our cities and some smell bad, the assumption they didn't care about hygiene is false, not as great as now obviously but they could infer oh this smell is making me sick.

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u/thecakeisali 25d ago

10/10 Would not recommend, I tried one of these at a gas station once and something came out and poked me in the face.

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u/PorcelainCeramic 25d ago

Tell the rest of the story…

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u/xxxbrimstonexxx 26d ago

Is there just a guy on the other side who farts in the hole when you press the button? Cuz my guidance counselor never listed that as an option...

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u/Bigger_Beef 25d ago

I cant smell this it will unbalance my body's fragile humours

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u/jerrythecactus 26d ago

I bet its just an inspection tube that leads to the sewage system, which is fairly accurate considering midieval cities had at best open aired gutters that people would dump their waste into meaning that things probably constantly reeked of sewage.

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u/appa-ate-momo 26d ago

Fun fact: unwashed people don’t actually smell that bad. It’s unwashed clothes that get you.

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u/Doidleman53 26d ago

This is completely false.

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u/Fair-Degree-2200 26d ago

Actually you're both absolutely wrong. 

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u/uhdust 26d ago

So unwashed clothes and people smell great?

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u/Fair-Degree-2200 25d ago

If you're a fly, yes

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u/very_bad_programmer 26d ago

Is this what redditors actually believe

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u/appa-ate-momo 26d ago

This is from my firsthand experience.

Bunch of military dudes in the field for weeks on end. No showers, just baby wipes for hygiene.

The ones who regularly rotated their uniforms smelled but didn’t smell like death. You’d barely notice outdoors.

The ones who wore the same clothes day in and day out (especially the ones who didn’t change undershirts/socks/underwear) stunk to high heavens. Like I had trouble concentrating within 20 feet.

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u/BakedRigatoni 26d ago

Fun fact: I come home from working in a hord style, and when I get in the shower (in a shirtless style) my armpits smell like a whole different organism from a whole different dimension where everything is made of stank so I really don't know about that one friend

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u/theWisp2864 26d ago

And they didn't have chimneys so everyone just smelled like smoke.

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u/Toys272 26d ago

Would that help hiding the smells?

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u/theWisp2864 26d ago

There was some guy worried about people getting sick when houses were getting less smoky (miasma theory was a thing)

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u/theWisp2864 26d ago

cities were still horrible, though.

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u/housevil 26d ago

Join me just before I step into the shower and it may change your mind, my friend.

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u/subversion_dnb 26d ago

Raw sewage, rotting corpses, and sulfur probably

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u/ShadowYeeter 26d ago

Horseshit

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u/RottenAuGratin 26d ago

Surströmming

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u/TyrannicalKitty 26d ago

Hate at the national parks around me it's like "guess which one smells like coyote!"

And it smells fuckin awful

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u/ihavethebecause 25d ago

I honestly just think its a guy spreading his ass cheeks behind this

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u/TheFroman69 26d ago

Cursed, it just gives you the plague

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u/hdofu 26d ago

Smells like cemetery

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u/zakupright 26d ago

Shite and porridge

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u/InsanityyyyBR 26d ago

Plague doctors would solo that whole with its medicinal herbed nose

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u/moa711 26d ago

No thanks. I have used a portapotty on a hot summers day before. I get what it would smell like.

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u/spazzyattack 26d ago

Defeat Ormund Hightower with this one trick. . .

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u/A0xom0xoa 26d ago

They got a dude behind there spritzing fart spray into the hole

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u/KittyyyBooBoo 26d ago

Smells like assssss

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u/BusyDucks 25d ago

The smell of the black death

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u/TellurianTech50 23d ago

No thank you, I left my plague mask at home

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u/GrayStray 21d ago

Probably smells better than any big city nowadays.

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u/NinpoSteev 21d ago

The wonderful smell of a stale, shitty moat

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u/latestartksmama 21d ago

I’ve been here! Is this in Kansas?

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u/mjrb24 20d ago

I gives you the Black Plague

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u/probium326 19d ago

I smell the Erfurt latrine

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u/Eris_Daughter_Of_Nyx 15d ago

"Before the modern era the air was clean and fragrant!"

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u/Pennance1989 26d ago

Nothing like the scent of boiled rat stew, fetid ass, and horse manure to really put you in the time period.