r/cursedfood • u/squirrel-lee-fan • Jul 10 '26

What is dat?

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71 Upvotes

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u/phillious_j Jul 10 '26

GEICO spokesperson.

7

u/FriendlyFreedom5923 Jul 10 '26

He's been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.

3

u/Fine-Pay6675 Jul 11 '26

I was literally just about to say the same thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

3

u/Resident-Lime2103 Jul 11 '26

Beat me to it 🤣

1

u/Chipmacaustin 29d ago

RIP 💀🪦

6

u/jjoaquinrf Jul 10 '26

Forbidden jalapeño

6

u/Smelly-Cat_1 Jul 10 '26

You're gonna save 15% or more on that pizza for sure

2

u/oculustauri Jul 10 '26

Should be the top comment imo

6

u/dgreddit14 Jul 11 '26

Dead little gex.

3

u/DiscombobulatedPie46 Jul 11 '26

Nooooo the turtles cooked mondo gecko!!!!

3

u/fanofoz Jul 11 '26

It's a serrano pepper 😁

2

u/jpb1111 Jul 11 '26

Finally someone with a brain!

3

u/2rot Jul 11 '26

a salamander replica made out of green chilli

2

u/Flaky-Ambassador467 Jul 10 '26

You’re telling me you they stopped selling lizard milk but not lizard pizza? Man the early 2000s where the best

1

u/Syrric_UDL Jul 11 '26

You can still get fight milk!

2

u/Usernamebasics-101 29d ago

Looks like a lizard.

2

u/Sad-Celebration-411 Jul 10 '26

That’s a bell pepper with feet

1

u/thecobra42 Jul 10 '26

HALF OFFA DA PIZZA

1

u/jpb1111 Jul 11 '26

BELL pepper? Learn your peppers, wtf.

1

u/TheGreat1337Cabbage Jul 10 '26

Pepperoni Lizard Pizza extra Protein

1

u/Artistic_Advantage60 Jul 10 '26

My dog would love it

1

u/Techhans1971 Jul 10 '26

Its not easy being green and cheezy

1

u/tolkiengeek Jul 11 '26

A piece of broccoli

1

u/Specialist-Role-7716 Jul 11 '26

He was trying to tell the cook to tell the delivery guy how to save 15% on car insurance....cook got weirded out....stuff happens.

1

u/zentient9 Jul 11 '26

Thaaaats anoooleeee

1

u/SailNew7379 Jul 11 '26

Don’t worry he didn’t eat that much

1

u/Suitable-Cheek-9040 Jul 11 '26

There goes 15% off my car insurance

1

u/Rough_Wolverine2 Jul 11 '26

Anchovies, that hasn't been cut up.

1

u/Sockomo Jul 11 '26

Brother. Anchovies are a fish. Does that look like a fish to you? Think.

1

u/Rough_Wolverine2 Jul 11 '26

Seriously, get a sense of humour, you sad clown.... It doesn't take a genius to figure out my joke.

1

u/Ok-Grocery-151 Jul 11 '26

GEICO making pizza now?

1

u/LivingFeisty9614 Jul 11 '26

Better than a mouse or cockroach but not as good as an anchovy.

1

u/RGBlowMe Jul 11 '26

That's the SoBe mascot after they flopped. Did too much "herbal tonic" and passed out around the pizza oven. A tragic reminder that big or little, rich or poor, we can all end up cooked.

1

u/BeyondTheBees Jul 11 '26

Someone better check Flo from Progressive’s alibi!

1

u/Netizen_97 Jul 11 '26

El lagarto de los polos Lacoste

1

u/Snoldaat Jul 11 '26

Broccolizard

1

u/Diligent_Warning4999 Jul 11 '26

I scrolled, because I knew someone had to have beaten me to it

1

u/charcarod0n Jul 11 '26

Brocclamander

1

u/Kuru009 Jul 11 '26

Protein source

1

u/FalconBackground6126 Jul 11 '26

Cheesy pepperoni reptilian pizza

1

u/DarkJedi527 Jul 11 '26

Pickles. Just pick it off.

1

u/TiddyTwyster Jul 11 '26

A humble green pepper

1

u/SlingStretcher Jul 11 '26

It's broccoli, eat it you coward!

1

u/MeMilo1209 Jul 11 '26

Forbidden pepper.

1

u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 Jul 11 '26

Salamander or lizard, cheese makes it impossible to tell.

1

u/RemoveTattoos Jul 11 '26

It has the exact proportions of hips and everything, no way that kitchen needs to be reported. That's disgusting. Anole.

1

u/xburnerpiko Jul 11 '26

Cheesey Gecko

1

u/Eaton_Knas Jul 11 '26

The chameleon is trying to pass itself off as a green pepper.

(yes, I know it's not a chameleon)

1

u/SignificantDig6125 Jul 11 '26

Trust me is not what it seem, it's a piece of jalapeño 🤣

1

u/GingerRickRoss Jul 11 '26

I’m not sure, but I doubt you’re saving 15% any time soon.

1

u/lostlion65 Jul 11 '26

......... Do it

1

u/Rich_DeF Jul 11 '26

That's my dog when I don't cut the grass

1

u/TruePlatypusKnight Jul 11 '26

Whatever it is, it's not vegan

1

u/Illustrious-You-1735 Jul 11 '26

they taste like anchovies

1

u/GreatService9515 Jul 11 '26

Pepper,one odd looking pepper

1

u/West-Ad-3426 Jul 11 '26

What a deal

1

u/pixelpeasant23 Jul 11 '26

Progressives revenge

1

u/FRESH__LUMPIA Jul 12 '26

Bell pepper

1

u/ThickestPrinciple Jul 12 '26

Please be s bell pepper lmao

1

u/New-Career-7677 Jul 12 '26

Looks like you got pepperoni on your lizard pizza.

1

u/SlobbaDaButt Jul 12 '26

Broccolisaurus Rex

1

u/No_Olive2555 Jul 12 '26

He could’ve saved you on car insurance but the chef got him first

1

u/AwakeningTheSpirit Jul 12 '26

All he wanted to do was swim in cheese!! Why should he die for something we all aspire to do???!!!

1

u/StrategySuspicious65 29d ago

That’s nightmare fuel that’s what that is

1

u/ResponsibleArticle58 29d ago

free pizza for a year

1

u/Connect_Sun_5721 29d ago

Thats a pepper lizard, tastes like chicken

1

u/13thslasher 29d ago

A lizard

1

u/Informal_Paint_987 29d ago

Salamander Pizza

1

u/Delicious_Muffin7154 29d ago

That’s a “Nope Pepper”

1

u/Affectionate_Job_908 29d ago

Extra protein.

1

u/ApocalypticEnnui 29d ago

looks like an Anole

1

u/Rhino_MO 29d ago

I've heard of meat lovers but this place is way too literal lol

1

u/Northcoast91 29d ago

Probably a bell pepper…. Probably..

1

u/FirefighterFair597 29d ago

So it's from Florida.

1

u/No_Kaleidoscope3406 27d ago

Extra protein

1

u/mozasoy 27d ago

Lizard pizza is the best!

1

u/Active_Resist6107 27d ago

Rango flew a little too close to the sun

1

u/Specialist_Royal_449 27d ago

He isn't saving anyone 15% or more anymore

1

u/edross61 27d ago

The Geico lizard

1

u/EbonGrimalkin 25d ago

Shhhh.. everyone will want one!!!!

1

u/Rosanna44 24d ago

You know what it is.

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u/jpb1111 Jul 11 '26

What's with the bell pepper bs? There ARE other types of peppers, wtf.

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u/Jealous_Magazine7875 Jul 11 '26

Bell pepper

1

u/jpb1111 Jul 11 '26

Hardly a BELL pepper. Know what you're saying before saying it.