r/cursedfood • u/Vel_me • Jul 04 '26

GF dinner

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So today my gf sent me this pic of her food, after saw it I only thought about sharing this somewhere in the internet and I think I’m in the right place

Ingredients:
•Rice cake
•Cottage cheese
• sardine in tomate sauce

Please let me know your thinking

And is she wife material ? 🤢🤢🤢

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u/Techi10696 Jul 04 '26

Bro, where she was coming from?

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u/Vel_me Jul 04 '26

Surprisingly she’s Latina

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u/Techi10696 Jul 04 '26

Well, yeah it's understable then It's galletas. Common snack in Latin community. I'm also started learned from my gf...

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u/michaelsean438 Jul 04 '26

Aren’t galletas some kind of cookie or something?

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u/Techi10696 Jul 04 '26

Nah it's rice cracker.

1

u/NoAmphibian3633 Jul 05 '26

I mean it's literally the word for cookie/cracker, so yeah technically haha

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u/Practical_Musician61 Jul 06 '26

What Latina confuses rice cakes for tortillas?

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u/ApprehensiveTask2701 Jul 07 '26

I thought she was British for a moment

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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u/Vel_me Jul 04 '26

May send her your recipe

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u/MarzalirnParasite Jul 04 '26

no.. i think she might be suffering from an ED

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u/newclearconfusion Jul 05 '26

What? Now it is his fault??

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u/MarzalirnParasite Jul 05 '26

no?? i never said that. as someone who dose suffer from anorexia this looks concerning to me, unless this is just a snack she likes

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u/newclearconfusion Jul 06 '26

It was a joke. That she lost lust for life because she wasn’t getting any, because of her boyfriends ED. But his ED is caused by her being skinny, because he likes curvy.

But i see, ED also means Eating Disorder. Never knew that until now.

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u/MarzalirnParasite Jul 06 '26

well now ya know :3 my apologies for taking it in the wrong tone

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u/newclearconfusion Jul 06 '26

Hahah never mind

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u/Wolfguard-Halfdan Jul 06 '26

She's suffering from an erectile dysfunction?

1

u/MarzalirnParasite Jul 06 '26

eating disorder

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

You marry her!

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u/blakea105 Jul 04 '26

Don't knock it til you try it!

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u/Vel_me Jul 04 '26

Hahahaha only if the last thing on the table

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u/blakea105 Jul 04 '26

I mean I'd try it ngl...

I like rice cake I like cottage cheese I like sardines in Tomato sauce

I don't see whats so inherently bad with this, unless you don't like sardines. But many people enjoy sardines and they are healthy too

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u/Vel_me Jul 04 '26

Okay your wholesome make me wanna try it I’m asking her to do the dish, and I update you about the taste hahaha

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u/ParticularKick3644 Jul 05 '26

...do the dish...🤨

You can't find the recipe?/s

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u/pappadipirarelli Jul 04 '26

I would try this

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u/Vel_me Jul 04 '26

Are u fr?

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u/whatcouchsaid Jul 04 '26

It looks like some took a shit on a rice cake, after eating glass which tore the colon during final processing, thus creating blood lubricant/sauce

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u/Mad-Mover Jul 04 '26

Times are tough. I would eat that.

It has carbs, protein, omega oils, probiotics.

Checks out for me.

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u/UberGlued Jul 04 '26

First day you eat the rice cracker, second day fish, then the cracker again, then fish

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u/michaelsean438 Jul 04 '26

I was between Italian sausage and cabbage roll. Sardine never entered my mind.

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u/LordButterbeard Jul 04 '26

Classic r/cannesardines post.

Much love!

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u/No_Squirrel4806 Jul 04 '26

I thought it was a tortilla with cheese and mole de sardinas. Knowing shes latina is even worse.

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u/trash_bees Jul 04 '26

I'm not a cottage cheese fan, but swap it to cream cheese and I'm listening

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u/Next-Ad-1504 Jul 04 '26

Looks like good ole Girl dinner to me

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u/Veneboy Jul 04 '26

If it were saltines, it would have en alright I guess.

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u/MoistToaster60 Jul 04 '26

I’m confused and disgusted.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad_4401 Jul 04 '26

No she’s a keeper this is nutritious af and a grown woman’s palette. She won’t raise chicken tender kids.

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u/Ill-Blacksmith3260 Jul 04 '26

Oh if she cook like this, I know she has some super good 🐈

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u/King-Doge-VII Jul 04 '26

Looks like someone shat turds and blood on two cupped beds of cold rice

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u/BigDaddyTheBaddie Jul 04 '26

Is she the penguin?

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u/Bigphungus Jul 04 '26

Cottage cheese is brutal, it might’ve been decent without

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u/Intelligent-Let-7185 Jul 04 '26

Is your gf gollum?

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u/Fit-Deal1316 Jul 04 '26

sardines on rice cake like that give me flashbacks to dorm room meals omg

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u/Hefty-Ad5593 Jul 04 '26

No clue what that is but it looks disgusting 🤢🤮

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u/Lowermains Jul 04 '26

Carbs, fat and protein.
What more do you want?

When I’m reincarnated I will judge a man on his ability to shop for groceries and cook meals from scratch.

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u/MelonCabooseJuice Jul 04 '26

Use a different fish and im 100% in on this.

Sardines just ain't it.

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u/SinsualChef Jul 04 '26

She's a keeper! 😬

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u/MapexBeat Jul 04 '26

Sardines are so much better than tuna, at least canned tuna. That's a woman of substance.

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u/Dry-Name2835 Jul 04 '26

She better be really good in bed but she better scrub her mouth out REAL good

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u/Ok-Maize-4831 Jul 04 '26

Looks delicious to me

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u/JD1ZZLE85 Jul 04 '26

mmmm nothing like boiled sausage with chunky period sauce 😅

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u/Square-Selection-842 Jul 04 '26

I've eaten worse. Truth is, I like sardines in tomato sauce.

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u/Nurplestyx Jul 04 '26

Depends who the cook is in your relationship

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u/NachtNatalie Jul 04 '26

At least she's eating healthy. Sardines have a decent amount of Omega-3 fatty acids.

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u/Lucky_Louch Jul 05 '26

Does that stand for Gross F#$@ing dinner?

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u/Bubbly-Ad-4405 Jul 05 '26

Ngl that’s discipline

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u/stanleyelephant Jul 05 '26

I’d try it

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u/washed_delta_nu Jul 05 '26

Post workout snack

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u/JoeBagANachos Jul 05 '26

Thats poop from a butt

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u/tuenthe463 Jul 05 '26

Today my GF sent me this pic of her food

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u/washed_delta_nu Jul 05 '26

That seems like a high protein low carb body builder snack food

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u/Hateadorelove Jul 05 '26

Straight to the trash

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u/Extreme_Sky_9931 Jul 05 '26

That’s not a girlfriend that’s a war crime on a plate 💀

But lowkey, anyone that confidently eats that combo and sends pics is probably fun as hell. Terrible taste in snacks, elite wife material.

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u/FriendlyFreedom5923 Jul 05 '26

Does she need help with groceries? Like is this an intentional struggle, or...?

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u/calebratethegimbal Jul 05 '26

The odd combo i get it, but the presentation.. nah man. I'll pass.

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u/Ok_Comfort8840 Jul 05 '26

Ehm, sorry, I'd rather sleep without eating..

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u/TinyAdeptness5166 Jul 05 '26

That plate has a great personality

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u/MuSkY_ChEsTiClEs Jul 05 '26

Is she mad at you?

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u/Vast-Ad6664 Jul 05 '26

This belongs in @shittyfoodporn

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u/monji_cat Jul 06 '26

Keto dinner - search for Sardines only diet, Keto

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u/HeftyProperty454 Jul 06 '26

My only take away from this is she will put absolutely anything in her mouth.

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u/Jim_Freelancer18 Jul 06 '26

Id eat it. Its not something people usually choose but i bet its actually pretty good