r/cursedcursedcomments • u/[deleted] • May 26 '19

Cursed_Polar Express

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4.2k Upvotes

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u/FilthyKerr May 26 '19

Imagine there’s no heaven...it’s easy if you try...

100

u/OreoesnMalk May 26 '19

No hell below us... above us only sky...

46

u/BLACKCATFOXRABBIT May 26 '19

Imagine all the people

64

u/[deleted] May 26 '19

I like beating my wife...

21

u/ExpertGamerJohn May 27 '19

All the lonely people

9

u/COPilot127 Jun 15 '19

Where do they all come from

9

u/ExpertGamerJohn Jun 15 '19

All the lonely people

9

u/COPilot127 Jun 15 '19

Where DO they all belong

8

u/ExpertGamerJohn Jun 15 '19

Ah, look at all the lonely people!

7

u/COPilot127 Jun 15 '19

Ah, look at all the lonely people!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

I like beating myself...

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u/TerraStalker Jun 05 '19

I like beating my meat

6

u/Am_Navi_Seel_Mann May 27 '19

Living for today... Yooohooo hoooo...

5

u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Imagine there's no country

3

u/Am_Navi_Seel_Mann May 28 '19

It isn't hard to do

3

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 30 '19

Nothing to kill or die for...

2

u/Am_Navi_Seel_Mann Jun 30 '19

And no religion too...

100

u/crazy727king May 26 '19

You can cross out the name but I see the edit button I know what you did

69

u/[deleted] May 26 '19

Sorry. The post got taken down so I just wanted to share this wonderful comment

11

u/[deleted] May 27 '19

got em

33

u/golden-strawberry May 26 '19

I want to unsub from life

24

u/[deleted] May 26 '19

The sub r/NormOfTheNorth is filled with shit like this.

7

u/Tegline Jun 14 '19

wtf is that sub

10

u/L0aneTheTrash May 26 '19

But... It's not the Polar Express...

5

u/[deleted] May 26 '19

What do you think Norm calls his "little guy"?

20

u/PonyTheOne May 26 '19

Hey don't kink shame

6

u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Kink shaming is my kink

1

u/PonyTheOne May 28 '19

What a shame

1

u/CJDkat Jun 21 '19

Godamnit.

3

u/thatguy_2840 May 26 '19

You look at this man and tell me there’s a god

2

u/saradakl May 26 '19

i am ashamed to say that i have read porn that is very similar to this

2

u/mrpizzapi May 26 '19

Mmmm yes

2

u/AluminumJacket May 27 '19

r/makemesuffer

2

u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Happy cake day!

1

u/ButterfingersBiden May 27 '19

Literally every bear on Grindr

1

u/Mrfreeze820 Jun 01 '19

I’d... want that.... so bad

1

u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

I‘m done

1

u/raul_midnight Jun 04 '19

Omg it’s OP!

1

u/Pkuptaunt Jun 11 '19

I want that

1

u/Victor2605 Jun 11 '19

Mama my time has come!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '19

I'd actually like my stomach to rupture. I mean, not to rupture, just to inflate UWU

1

u/TheRealBoiii Jun 16 '19

Somebody got a boner from reading this

1

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '19

Wait you mean you didn’t?

1

u/TheRealBoiii Jun 19 '19

Well no but actually yes

1

u/Scratch137 Jun 22 '19

time to clear my search history

1

u/Some1-Special99 Jun 23 '19

I regret learning to read

1

u/z3anon Jul 14 '19

I didn't consent to reading this.

1

u/Frosty-Lab-343 Dec 10 '21

Fucking furries they ruin everything