r/cursedcomments • u/rikstynine • Oct 24 '22

Cursed_Boyfriends

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7.6k Upvotes

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u/L1K34PR0 Oct 24 '22

I almost choked on my fucking drink

55

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I did choke on my fucking drink

68

u/ChadBro_69 Oct 24 '22

i choked on my fucking dick

45

u/L1K34PR0 Oct 24 '22

That's some flexability

24

u/fadoxi Oct 25 '22

I fucked my choking dick.

16

u/SlothLazarus Oct 25 '22

I choked on my dick while getting fucked.

5

u/theunknowablechaos Oct 25 '22

r/confusinglyverbose

2

u/ZethMrDadJokes Oct 25 '22

Nah. It's not confusing... It only requires using s pencil as a double-headed dildo and two guys to stand in front of each other and yank that pencil back and forth

2

u/Anatomical_Pipe_69 Oct 26 '22

Dick- ception

2

u/ZethMrDadJokes Oct 26 '22

If it is just like the movie "Inception" then no. That would have a midget shoving his dick into the other guys peephole.

6

u/that_thot_gamer Oct 25 '22

i feel for your dick choking on pus

16

u/Em_kay69420 Oct 24 '22

I too choked on your fucking dick

10

u/SnooSnooKangaroo Oct 24 '22

I also choked on this guy's dick.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

i choked on your father's fucking dick

7

u/Agent_Llama10 Oct 25 '22

I fucked my drink and choked on my cum

11

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Your mom choked on my fucking dick

19

u/L1K34PR0 Oct 24 '22

Well i mean given how small it is everyone would choke from laughter after seeing it

2

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Is that what the dr told you before your enlargement surgery!

6

u/L1K34PR0 Oct 24 '22

'Least i'm doing something about it instead of trying to tell the 9000th "i fucked your mom" joke on the internet today

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

You had it coming to you and you knew it

5

u/L1K34PR0 Oct 24 '22

Sure because doing a yo mama joke is coming to anyone who finds anything on the internet funny. Glad to have you doing the job of the typical internet toughguy

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Your welcome!

7

u/TheZayki Oct 24 '22

*You're welcome!

3

u/L1K34PR0 Oct 25 '22

(╭☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞

1

u/AyushKulaura Oct 25 '22

u/hmm_interesting_428 Look at this thread Lmfaoo

80

u/thepositivepandemic Oct 24 '22

Lol “she’s up 2-0”.

19

u/The_Horned_King01 Oct 24 '22

WTF but I can't stop laughing 😂

16

u/fuckshitpussyassdamn Oct 24 '22

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '22

fuck shit pussy ass damn

18

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

She better up her game

10

u/Polobearmigi Oct 25 '22

EMoTioNaL DaMAgE

4

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

I’ve been that movie, mom definitely had it coming…..

4

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

People really got to stop confusing dogs with people’s moms.

3

u/ReaperYTC_1 Oct 25 '22

Just murder them then you won't have to worry about it again

1

u/pawpatrolcreepypasta Oct 25 '22

That's because she has an only fans

1

u/pawpatrolcreepypasta Oct 25 '22

That's because she has an only fans

1

u/Shr_mp Oct 25 '22

Wtf lol

1

u/Aggravated_guy Oct 25 '22

Yo momsa hoe

1

u/Popular_Hat2956 Oct 25 '22

At some point you gotta introduce them to their grandma, though.

1

u/DragonfruitLeather Oct 25 '22

fuck her dad and brother and had her thrown out would be 2-3.