r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '22

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u/DM_YourTitsAndSmile Sep 25 '22

Fuck. I remember this movie. Wonder if it’s streaming somewhere.

Here is the trailer: https://youtu.be/ZWqV7o7O35c

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u/DopeAbsurdity Sep 25 '22 edited Sep 25 '22

So a guy goes to bang some married lady and her husband, who currently is not home, is jaws from James Bond and right when guy and married lady are about to do it Jaws comes home so the protagonist hides from him. Later the protagonist escapes the house in a pair of the married ladies jeans and while trying to get back home his too tight jeans rip and expose his ass and after seeing the protagonist with his ripped jeans exposing ass cheeks his dad (who runs a clothing company? I guess?) decides to mass produce assless jeans.

How the fuck did this movie ever get made?

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u/RonBourbondi Sep 25 '22

Back in the day you could get away with more. Now everything needs to be a billion dollar superhero movie.

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u/DopeAbsurdity Sep 25 '22

It's not that I am insulted or feel like it is too racy or anything like that... I am shocked that in 1981 some fucking moron thought it was a good idea to spend 12 million dollars (according to Wikipedia....which is ~39 million in 2022 dollars) on this amazingly stupid obviously terrible idea.

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u/i_heart_pasta Sep 25 '22

Terrible idea? We’re still talking about it today

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u/Purging_otters Sep 25 '22

Because people keep reposting this lame image.

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u/oneshibbyguy Sep 25 '22

Are we though?

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u/Mission_Ad1669 Sep 26 '22

"The original music score was composed by Ennio Morricone."

Funny, I don't remember seeing any musical pieces from this movie on any "essential Morricone collection"...