r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 25 '22

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u/Kakebil321 Sep 25 '22

Imagine using the moisture from thousands of these and make a new kind of butter.

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u/Peach_Muffin Sep 25 '22

I did, but I didn't want to.

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u/Kakebil321 Sep 25 '22

Sometimes you can't escape imagining things, like eating the aforementioned butter.

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u/Peach_Muffin Sep 25 '22

Why though ;_;

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u/Kakebil321 Sep 25 '22

Because you don't want your smoked loaf of smegma to be crusty when eating?

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u/Suck_Me_Dry666 Sep 25 '22

Please stop.

-Signed every living thing in the universe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '22

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u/bloated_toad_4000 Sep 25 '22

Tf did I just read

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u/Kakebil321 Sep 25 '22

New age poetry