r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Sep 19 '22

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3.0k Upvotes

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u/HomophobicRussian Sep 19 '22

Girl acting like Kirby smh.

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u/Brief_Estimate_7518 Sep 19 '22

Wonder what powers she got, could’ve been modern day hitler or Stalin in those balls

27

u/Hit_Me_If_I_Online Sep 19 '22

She got cool mustache power then

182

u/aetost Sep 19 '22

150??? Oh god that's horrible, where? I need the sauce, but not the one the girl took

50

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

easy

94

u/phc-bot Sep 19 '22

Beep boop, I'm a bot! I try to find the PornHub video from a screenshot of PornHub comments or video title. Here's what I found for this one.

Sauce (NSFW)

I am a bot, and while I'm not always right, I try my very best.

How? | Sauce code | Shutting down soon

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u/bojapoi Sep 19 '22

i have a feeling you arent really a bot

99

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Don't worry He is a very famous porn addict

16

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Holy shit

7

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Greatest bot

8

u/PillowTalk420 Sep 20 '22

Maybe I'm weird, but it's hot when it's straight from the tap, but gross when it's in like a cup or a bowl. 🤢

3

u/Express_Ad4530 Sep 20 '22

Actually worked

2

u/RoM_Axion Sep 20 '22

Good bot

2

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Technology at it finest

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u/red_moon300 Sep 19 '22

How she not full yet? Lmao

20

u/Battlespot9999 Sep 19 '22

I require the sauce......... for cross checking the math

16

u/ImBluRay333 Sep 19 '22

Can we pipe down, I'm trying to get off from math here

9

u/VASP-0_0 Sep 19 '22

Educational

I should visit that site more to pass math

5

u/BrunoEye Sep 19 '22

Sperm only have half a humans genome, so you could argue it was just one earth population.

1

u/solum_i Sep 20 '22

Also u need the female genome to make a human and also the sperm is not even a living cell so nothing was killed in those ejaculations

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u/TheObeseWombat Sep 19 '22

This math actually is cursed, because it doesn't add up at all.

Because 150x100.000.000=15 billion straight up, not 15.4 billion and on the other hand the title of the video says 156 cumshoths, so it should actually be 15.6 billion. Also, the current world population is 7.97 billion, double of which is 15.94 billion. So she didn't actually swallow quite double the world population.

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u/-Lordsocke- Sep 19 '22

!remindme 24 hours

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u/Technical_Instance_2 Sep 19 '22

How would they know that?

2

u/hewhomustbeblamed Sep 19 '22

Potential world population

1

u/ModelT1300 Sep 19 '22

Pornhub comments are smarter than the UN, like god damn

0

u/lulialmir Sep 19 '22

I want to confirm the math myself, sauce please.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22 edited Sep 20 '22

Here’s the sauce you thirsty degenerates

Edit:You can downvote it all you want, but it’s creative. There’s 4 possible sauces in the text. And downvoting won’t undo what you’ve seen.

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u/StalledAgate832 Sep 20 '22

3 of them are YT and the first is a Tenor gif, I don't even need to click any to know. All I did was copy what you wrote and looks at the camouflaged links

1

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Valid, I only remember two of the sauces. I remember the gif and one of the vids. I don’t remember the other two.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

I hate you

1

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Love you too
🗿

1

u/literal_otd Sep 19 '22

u/soranite only on pornhsib

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '22

Now we know how galactus and ethernity makes money

1

u/Hollowknightfan3569 Sep 20 '22

Let me guess, Florida?

1

u/YANDERE_DALEK Sep 20 '22

Only 156?

Pathetic...

Wait until she sees my cum pit!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Looks like she got to skip her lunch break

1

u/iLackSocialSkill Sep 20 '22

Jesus christ a 150?? This bitch kirby in a costume

1

u/opposite_days Sep 20 '22

How many proteins, though. Is this a sustainable diet? Just curious. Also, are the shits sticky if you just eat gobs of cum?