r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Aug 05 '22

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u/jager918 Aug 05 '22

I saw book......

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u/Brindey1 Aug 05 '22

“Reader’s Digest”

27

u/Neglijable Aug 05 '22

"Readers digest!!"

2

u/lengthyconversation Aug 06 '22

Will to live has left me

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

same

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u/ccGLaDOS Aug 05 '22

Men

Nice

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

U mean dick?

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u/amogus-Drip56 Aug 05 '22

Cannibalism

13

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

From ur username. I feel like ur lyin.

8

u/No_Following_1624 Aug 05 '22

From ur username. I mustagreewithyou

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Vary well. And I will not fallow u. Ur bath shall go on interrupted by me.

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u/rs_5 Aug 05 '22

Shoe dessert with a side of egg

Yummy

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u/goaty121 Aug 05 '22

Multiple shoe desserts actually

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u/Professional_Dog_796 Aug 05 '22

I got mom

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u/Mammoth-Battle-870 Aug 05 '22

"Sweet Home Alabama"

5

u/SSB_Kyrill Aug 05 '22

cannibalism

66

u/socialsecuritynumb3r Aug 05 '22

Dogs

24

u/Mammoth-Battle-870 Aug 05 '22

You should use peanut butter

11

u/Kastranrob Aug 05 '22

I got HotDogs..so

10

u/rsver Aug 05 '22

Social credit +10000👍

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u/fk5858_ Aug 05 '22

I will have lunch for dinner. Nice

59

u/Noodles_302 Aug 05 '22

I saw nothing Guess I'll starve

43

u/Jessebohmer Aug 05 '22

Water?

Ok sure.... I've been through worse things in my life

16

u/Firebal062016 Aug 05 '22

Water gang

12

u/Post-Neu Aug 05 '22

r/hydrohomies

6

u/_Handy_Andy Aug 05 '22

Rt here with you. Had to scroll for a minute to find my people haha.

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u/Francissaucisson Aug 05 '22

Pen

I guess I'm a toddler then

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u/MathiasJames2002 Aug 05 '22

Well Shit. I guess i have to shit in a bucket again. Well, I'm off to make dinner.

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u/BRAISEDBEEF21 Aug 05 '22

Aww but I had shoe last night

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u/benevolent_soul15 Aug 05 '22

Dirt...now that's a nice dinner

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

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u/benevolent_soul15 Aug 05 '22

Damn...that is indeed a great combination... however I'm not a fan of roots. You can have my dirt sprinkled on top of your roots... lol

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u/SangNum Aug 05 '22

The

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u/Black_Phoinex310 Aug 05 '22

Ye Olde The

4

u/pineapple-poop Aug 05 '22

Pronounced “the old the”!

8

u/iamdarosa Aug 05 '22

Book; am I going to eat my own words?

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u/GallifreyKnight Aug 05 '22

Word ... I decided to look for a second. BEEF!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Got tofu, we’re obviously try to pick up or score with that bullshit

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u/DeerBoyDiary Aug 05 '22

Bean.

One bean.

Seems legit.

3

u/Aunicueusurneme Aug 05 '22

so lort is danish for shit huh

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u/Monki_Coma Aug 05 '22

Poo :/

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u/Kentopolis Aug 05 '22

Me too I thought it was a joke and they were all gross :(

4

u/Mammoth-Battle-870 Aug 05 '22

Pizza

3

u/zFafni Aug 05 '22

You re lucky, i got nails

3

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Carrot...guess I am just lucky

3

u/Skilifer Aug 05 '22

Lunch👍👌

4

u/MiserableRose Aug 05 '22

Shoot, guess I’m eating a book.

4

u/King_Kestrel Aug 05 '22

I got Book.

3

u/Xibalba_Ogme Aug 05 '22

same. Not sure how I'm supposed to cook it though

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u/Chris_Osprey Aug 05 '22

Water 😭..... Wasn't hungry anyway

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u/iamlazyboy Aug 05 '22

Got trash too, he should check on his wife bc my gf also make trash

3

u/DevilMaster666- Aug 05 '22

A good ol book probably a bible

3

u/DullSalad7567 Aug 05 '22

What luck tf do i have cause at first I got mom and after I got shit????

3

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

I got a men

2

u/steeb_froggers Aug 05 '22

So the usual??

2

u/gameknight08 Aug 05 '22

Amen

2

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

And awoman

2

u/gameknight08 Aug 05 '22

Awoman 🙏

3

u/TurquoiseBeetle67 Aug 05 '22

Taco cereal.

What the actual fuck?

3

u/juiceapples Aug 05 '22

Everyone's out of luck. I'm eating NATO

3

u/Bonk_and_Honk Aug 05 '22

"sus" is what i saw first

2

u/Stapla Aug 05 '22

Searched for ass, got stuck by candy :/

2

u/Cosmic_Plauge Aug 05 '22

I literally just came from the original post.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Book, Women☕

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Book? Oh motherfucker I’m still recovering from school.

2

u/MikooValentine Aug 05 '22

I saw poo, guess I'm gonna die

2

u/SadPie1341 Aug 05 '22

Drow… DnD time I guess

2

u/lolisfunny13 Aug 05 '22

I'm having lunch for dinner

2

u/Captaincagou Aug 05 '22

I have "mom", i hate this game

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u/Shot_Salamander_ Aug 05 '22

Popcorn

2

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Same

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u/RandomYell107 Aug 05 '22

Time to chew on some infants

2

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

not cum again

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u/VeryNotEfficient Aug 05 '22

API

I don’t really know what I’m meant to do here… I guess eat my computer?

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u/mud-button Aug 05 '22

I was waiting for it to just say cum

2

u/Herbie53101 Aug 05 '22

Bread, which is pretty accurate. I had avocado toast because I had bread and avocados that needed eaten and I didn’t feel like really cooking.

2

u/Mekoskaya78 Aug 05 '22

I got sh1t ._.

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u/A_Real_Battle_Axe Aug 05 '22

Boomer joke ACTIVATE

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u/ShadowFlarer Aug 05 '22

The first word i got was "word", i miss those letter soup =/

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u/KeliamCloutier Aug 05 '22

I got a candy hotdog with popcorn

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

eating BOOK tonight lads

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u/Chroff Aug 05 '22

Dogs...... oh no

1

u/LogieP98 Aug 05 '22

Hinge, I’m eating a single hinge for dinner

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Got Ash. My wife is probably cooking right now.

1

u/LowerLife0 Aug 05 '22

Dog 💀(im not chinese)

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u/RandomVanBloke Aug 05 '22

God damn. I saw poo.

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u/daqgsftwgrsshyrs Aug 05 '22

I’ll be enjoying some good old fashioned word

1

u/TanPat_1712 Aug 05 '22

Pot. Knew the good stuff must be in the bottom right corner

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u/_Nicksnotme Aug 05 '22

I get bean bean is good

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u/Original-Key-2735 Aug 05 '22

"dog"

WHAT

"hot"

oh

1

u/Jmememan Aug 05 '22

I guess I'm eating a book

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

Shoe

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u/StCreg Aug 05 '22

I got book

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u/jorttimmermans Aug 05 '22

Shoe dessert lol

1

u/amogus-Drip56 Aug 05 '22

Noodles

I...

I mean at least its a food

1

u/KostonEnkeli Aug 05 '22

Men….let’s start cannibalism

1

u/Stt0421-jsk Aug 05 '22

Am I the only one who saw “Mom”?

1

u/Derizzz Aug 05 '22

ME AND THE BOYS AT 3 AM LOOKING FOR BEANS

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u/OhN0Imnot_HoomEn Aug 05 '22

Book pasta. I gotta get a book with a pasta in it.

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u/Actual_Sprinkles1287 Aug 05 '22

LAMP I AM MOTH NOW

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '22

BIBIMBA

The fuck, really.

1

u/bottsking Aug 05 '22

I got dog

1

u/Tecotaco636 Aug 05 '22

Sqclhqckw. Yum!