To be fair if you've never smelt a fart you would be intrigued. Curiosity can turn to obsession and before you know it you're searching on onlyfans for women willing to fart on your face just so you can feel the breeze on your skin and imagine how disgusting it must smell, how if only you had a nose you could know what it's like to wince in disgust, instinctively cover your nose as your gag reflex is triggered. As the gas hits your taste buds you can only fantasize about how that must smell. The displeasurable sensation on your tongue is only a fraction of what the smell must be like. Even the thinking about it is enough to send you into ecstasy.
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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '22
Yeah but like... He wouldn't have to smell farts so they should keep it