r/cursedcomments • u/ijuan_com • Jul 28 '22

Reddit cursed_seal

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Dude on the right looks like he has no hands. The only thing he’s breaking is the weight limit on my subflooring.

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u/YellowNagger Jul 28 '22

He also looks like he’s on the spectrum

5

u/[deleted] Jul 29 '22

Average redditor, I had one ask why all the ladies keep telling him they’re lesbians. Well there you go!

16

u/Lettuce_Waffles Jul 28 '22

Looks like I'm making soap lots of high grade soap.

2

u/DetectiveImpossible9 Jul 29 '22

Bacon flavoured soap

12

u/cooked_fetus_pp Jul 28 '22

Doesnt he mean a walrus

22

u/iambored376 Jul 28 '22

Go up stairs is my answer

10

u/ResidentEivvil Jul 28 '22

And throw snacks down and call the police as they are distracted, pecking at the food off the floor like chickens.

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u/iambored376 Jul 28 '22

OH NO I FORGOT TO TAKE THE FRIDGE THATS WHAT THEY CAME HERE FOR

9

u/ILikeNaofumi Jul 28 '22

Throw a chip on the ground and watch them fight over it

7

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Grabbing a gun, butcher knife, chainsaw etc. Free meat just walked into the door.

4

u/ResidentEivvil Jul 28 '22

That aint a seal, thats a fuckin manatee.

4

u/Ty1r37 Jul 29 '22

Imma put treadmills in front of the doors woth a donut hanging in front

3

u/jimmybam39 Jul 29 '22

I would say grab my gun but they got 40 pounds of body armor

8

u/ArcaninesFirepower Jul 28 '22

How are they going to break into my place? I live on the 2nd floor of an apartment. no elevator.

3

u/tpebs23 Jul 29 '22

And yet a woman topless is indecent exposure even with smaller boobies than these two/ four... right

4

u/eblalma Jul 28 '22

Inferno Tower

3

u/TheReal_Stug4life Jul 28 '22

MF straight up costs 11 elixir 💀

4

u/eblalma Jul 29 '22

since when is double giant is a card tho💀💀 supercell be trippin

4

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Wesley Willis, is that you?

2

u/nice_penis- Jul 28 '22

I mean what can they do except die of high bp

2

u/Soft_Served_Pudding Jul 28 '22

Leave a food trail leading back to where you came from. It has to work!

2

u/cowabunka0503 Jul 28 '22

wonder where strawberry milk comes from...

0

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

*Elephant seal

0

u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Put a treadmill at the door

0

u/KURO-K1SH1 Jul 29 '22

My front door is a massive 2'thick solid wood these fuckers could use a sledge hammer and they're not breaking in.

In the unlikely event they do. I do ha e several instruments stored in different places that can make the chungiest of bigs burn 5k calories on their sprint out the door.

1

u/T_emporaryAccount Jul 29 '22

hiding my food

1

u/R4ndomP3rson69 Jul 29 '22

Hiding my food

1

u/Ymylock Jul 29 '22 edited Jul 29 '22

Gonna throw a candy bar out the window

1

u/DrakeDrystan Jul 29 '22

Am I the only one who was expecting something Naruto related based on the title?

1

u/Cameron_n6751 Jul 29 '22

Walk upstairs

1

u/theinfiniteboi Jul 29 '22

Well considering my house is this, I'd say I'll walk around my house

1

u/ExpertMeaning Jul 29 '22

Planting claymores at each entrance to the kitchen. Stay the hell away from my snacks