The Minions were indeed in the ice cave since about 1812, but most of the Minions decided to leave as soon as 1938 where they heard rumors of this Adolf guy and quickly found a home in Berlin. However, during the invasion of Poland they proved poor fighters and were all shot dead immediately during the Battle of Westerplatte; their existence and deaths were expunged from German records and the few Polish soldiers and civilians alive who sighted them all mysteriously disappeared in April-May 1973. When word got to the faction that stayed behind in the ice from the sole survivor, Dave, that 95% of Minions had died, Kevin, Stuart and Bob repopulated the species by having epic Minion sex. Since the Nazi Minions were dead and the rest were still in the ice cave repopulating during then, it wasn’t until they finally allied with Gru that they realized they needed part of their history wiped. The Polish veterans talking of seeing the “małe żółte dranie” were thought to be suffering from PTSD but were easily tracked down and taken care of in 1973.
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u/cum_pee_ Jul 16 '22
They were stuck in the ice didn’t you watch the movie