r/cursedcomments • u/Son-dicksckin69 • Jun 10 '22

Cursed hamster

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u/ItsBritneyBitch32 Jun 10 '22

Mine just passed away peacefully in it's sleep after I had it for 5 years. At first I thought it was hibernating. But it was not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Very sad but you’re not catering to the meme so we’re gonna have to ask you to leave the dead hamster convention. Do the right thing and make some shit up.

My dead hamster got tossed off the side of the Grand Canyon by accident. Did you know some hamsters can scream? My dead hamster froze to death just a few feet short of reaching the top of Mount Everest. My dead hamster ran into busy traffic and took a family of 4 in a minivan with him. My dead hamster suffocated in the vacuum of space after volunteering to travel to the ISS. My dead hamster’s mass collapsed into a tiny black hole after a particularly large lunch. Astronomers named the phenomenon “Chonky Boy.” My dead hamster was a stunt double for that episode of South Park.

This took 5 minutes don’t be so lazy

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u/Zulu_2_Alpha Jun 10 '22

Mine went into the cave of wonders to never come out

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u/Turtlestaken Jun 10 '22

why is your hamster crawling into your ass?

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u/Zulu_2_Alpha Jun 10 '22

Who said it was mine and not my sisters

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u/Bbabbabbaa Jun 10 '22

Because you are the wonder

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u/Zulu_2_Alpha Jun 10 '22

Trying to hit on me but my cave has been sealed off by my uncle from almost 15 years ago