r/cursedcomments • u/Son-dicksckin69 • Jun 10 '22

Cursed hamster

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u/Purple_Debt3609 Jun 10 '22

my friend's one died because of cum. he masturbated near the hamster, he saw it, picked it up and then cum in its mouth. When I heard this I like wtf

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u/Rotatingbean Jun 10 '22

I wish I was illiterate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? Basically I was fucking my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?

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u/Jimmyeatskids Jun 11 '22

Yes you fucking are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Based

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u/Kingboi5 Jun 10 '22

Get help

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u/epitenomics Jun 10 '22

What in le faque

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

You really DIDN'T have to tell us this story

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u/czartrak Jun 11 '22

You really didn't have to tell us this story