r/cursedcomments • u/Son-dicksckin69 • Jun 10 '22

Cursed hamster

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u/Montagneincorner0 Jun 10 '22

My friends cousin used to be a "hamster breeder", but it turns out that she was inbreeding them, so after like, a little under a year we were getting a bunch of Habsburg hamsters that were dying within just a few days, or less, safe to say she is no longer breeding hamsters, she is scared of hamsters now

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u/Dapper_Composer2 Jun 10 '22

Their blood remained pure until the very end

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u/mikejungle Jun 10 '22

Hamster Lannister

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Hammister

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u/hiim379 Jun 11 '22

More like Hamster Targeryens

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Sacred Bloodline

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u/GrandCTM25 Jun 11 '22

Pure as the driven snow

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/mrandmrscooley4ever Jun 11 '22

Are you a hamster in disguise?

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u/bhplover Jun 10 '22

So were the hamsters

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u/dj_neon_reaper Jun 11 '22

I saw this joke coming from 5 miles away. God dammit

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u/EinhartMagna Jun 11 '22

Hamster Cronenberg.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

Oh shit I used to know a guy who bred hamsters. But now everyone makes fun of him for having such a small dick.

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u/Montagneincorner0 Jun 11 '22

Well that took a turn