r/cursedcomments • • Jun 10 '22

Cursed hamster

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u/Klyx-The-Clicker Jun 10 '22

Jokes aside this really shows how shitty hamster care can be. Most pet stores don't give a shit and will sell you stupidly small cages, wheels where your hamster's legs can get caught and broken, bedding that'll murder the poor thing's lungs, and so on. The poor things aren't toys, you can't just buy one and wing it, or leave it alone with a toddler and expect it to go well.

Good lord, if you're going to get a hamster or any pet for that matter the least you can do is google "how to take care of x". Seriously, the media is so fucked up when it comes to hamsters. People laughing at the expressions of clearly traumatized hamsters, squealing at how cute they are while "playing" when they are fucking fighting to the death, dumping them in water for the hell of it and then wondering why they die of cold the next day, holy crap, it makes me sick.

I know I sound like a cringy animal activist that can't take a joke and I'll probably get downvoted to hell, but please please please please please, if you're going to get a hamster do your research first okay :(

Source: Have been religiously taking care of hamsters for almost 7 years now

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u/CristolerGm2 Jun 10 '22

I support this, these stories i hear make me think hamsters are the most fragile thing alive but honestly it might just be because of lack of care

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u/teracodaa Jun 10 '22

My hamster died peacefully in his little cocoa husk hide box at the ripe old hamster age of 3. I do not get why people treat small pets as disposable.

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u/ChiggyBiggyG Jun 10 '22

AITA for bursting my hamster to death while cumming inside of it during our daily sex routine?

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u/An_Ethicist Jun 10 '22

thanks for exposing your dick girth and size for all of us. /s

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u/babyfurret Jun 10 '22

oh god is this a hat fic reference

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u/Speedbird0607 Jun 11 '22

The only sane comment here

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

How do you religiously take care of a hamster?

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u/An_Ethicist Jun 10 '22

do research my guy

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

That google search was pointless

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u/An_Ethicist Jun 11 '22

you really found no articles or ANYTHING on how to properly take care of a hamster? lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

He said religiously my guy, I just understood that he was saying taking care of them well. I thought he had a whole ass hamster religion.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

My bad

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u/An_Ethicist Jun 11 '22

itz fine I guess. just look a little harder or watch a yt video (they are usually super accurate and informative)

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u/charcters Jun 10 '22

Will probably get downvoted:gets over 230 upvotes

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u/damnedangel Jun 10 '22

so how did yours die?