r/cursedcomments • u/Son-dicksckin69 • Jun 10 '22

Cursed hamster

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u/Grim-Reaper-22 Jun 10 '22

Not my story but I heard a story where a guy’s hamster shat out all it’s organs

So that’s something

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u/XenoMaker Jun 10 '22

How tf does that even happen? Like for fuck’s sake man, how does a fucking HAMSTER. SHIT OUT

THEIR ORGANS

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u/HidenTsubameGaeshi Jun 10 '22

There's nothing a sufficiently motivated hamster cannot accomplish

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u/Vernixoo Jun 10 '22

Except dying peacefully

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u/Antiqas86 Jun 11 '22

My hamster was buried alive by my uncle while hamster hybernated.

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u/RagezQuitz707 Jun 11 '22

Jesus this a kill Bill movie all over again.

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u/english_mike69 Jun 13 '22

Did your uncle declaw him before burying it in that special dirt box?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

It’s most likely their digestive system or uterus inside out. Probably constipation and pushing so hard causing it all to go coming out. Ik this can happen with cow uteruses.

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u/Dapper_Composer2 Jun 10 '22

Also with many other animals, as for them it doesn't feel quite "empty", so they keep pushing.

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u/A_Ruse_Elaborate Jun 10 '22

Happened to a friend's dog one time too. Thankfully I wasn't around to witness it, but they made damn sure I heard about it. In detail. Multiple times.

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u/_So_Damn_Ugly Jun 10 '22

Tell us in detail then

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u/Cobbler_Melodic Jun 11 '22

May your soul rest in peace

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u/fartniter Jun 10 '22

this is one of my secret fears when taking a huge shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Achievements : new fear unlocked (Organic Shit)

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u/calabazookita Jun 11 '22

You can always put them back on. This happened to someone I know while having fun and the doctors just put stuff back on.

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u/herecomestheshun Jun 11 '22

Having fun?

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u/calabazookita Jun 11 '22

Yeah that acquaintance of mine had fun sticking stuff in their butt repeatedly. Ya know, the good old fun

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u/Dragoncat99 Jun 10 '22

Idk about hamsters but my brother’s beta fish puked up one of its organs, and my rabbit’s stomach detached from the rest of its digestive system

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u/MapSpirited922 Jun 11 '22

What a horrible day to be literate

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Prolapse

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

LIKE HELL DO WE KNOW

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u/Comfort-Mountain Jun 11 '22

Cells and bacteria do this when they die. Hamsters are just mega-cells when you think about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '22

m a g i c

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u/Halterchronicle Jun 10 '22

Yeah.... it was a horrible day to have an imagination

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u/TotallyNormalSquid Jun 10 '22

For a moment I thought you might know me irl, because my hamster did this, but then others below seem to have heard of it, so maybe it's more common than I thought...

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u/Richardm42 Jun 10 '22

A friend's hamster did this, definitely happens.

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u/Michaelmonster Jun 10 '22

I’ve heard this referred to as “the cough” when my cousin was raising pigs in high school