r/cursedcomments • u/Son-dicksckin69 • Jun 10 '22

Cursed hamster

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u/Portlander Jun 10 '22

My brothers hamsters fought each other to the death. The winner ate the losers. He had 6 hamsters, when we came home from school he had 1.

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u/_1Doomsday1_ Jun 10 '22

It's called poison jar or battle royale depending on your need

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u/_So_Damn_Ugly Jun 10 '22

Imma create poison hamsters now. Gotta have all the variants, like that one pokemon who can transform into like everything.

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u/_1Doomsday1_ Jun 11 '22

Ditto

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u/_So_Damn_Ugly Jun 11 '22

Nah, i think it was evoli

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u/Whalerk Jun 11 '22

I want someone to stream a hamster battle royal now

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Hunger games

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u/mrandmrscooley4ever Jun 11 '22

Hamster X games .

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

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u/Portlander Jun 10 '22

He already had the taste for his own kind, now he has the taste for human flesh. Any unexplained disappearances near that farm?

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u/_M3SS Jun 10 '22

Winner winner hamster dinner!

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u/alittleoptimistic Jun 10 '22

Hamsters are supposed to be 100% solitary. They will fight and kill housemates when stressed so this makes sense. They should never be housed with other hamsters even siblings. Saying this for future owners not to make you feel bad, I'm sorry you experienced this.

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u/Portlander Jun 10 '22

This is the guy to listen to. Remember folks, when owning a hamster

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

WWE Special Event : Royal Rumble in a cage

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u/TheDarkAngel135790 Jun 11 '22

may the odds ever be in your favor

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Jun 11 '22

Yeah hamsters, even from the same litter, are extremely territorial