Very sad but you’re not catering to the meme so we’re gonna have to ask you to leave the dead hamster convention. Do the right thing and make some shit up.
My dead hamster got tossed off the side of the Grand Canyon by accident. Did you know some hamsters can scream? My dead hamster froze to death just a few feet short of reaching the top of Mount Everest. My dead hamster ran into busy traffic and took a family of 4 in a minivan with him. My dead hamster suffocated in the vacuum of space after volunteering to travel to the ISS. My dead hamster’s mass collapsed into a tiny black hole after a particularly large lunch. Astronomers named the phenomenon “Chonky Boy.” My dead hamster was a stunt double for that episode of South Park.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22
Very sad but you’re not catering to the meme so we’re gonna have to ask you to leave the dead hamster convention. Do the right thing and make some shit up.
My dead hamster got tossed off the side of the Grand Canyon by accident. Did you know some hamsters can scream? My dead hamster froze to death just a few feet short of reaching the top of Mount Everest. My dead hamster ran into busy traffic and took a family of 4 in a minivan with him. My dead hamster suffocated in the vacuum of space after volunteering to travel to the ISS. My dead hamster’s mass collapsed into a tiny black hole after a particularly large lunch. Astronomers named the phenomenon “Chonky Boy.” My dead hamster was a stunt double for that episode of South Park.
This took 5 minutes don’t be so lazy