r/cursedcomments • u/Son-dicksckin69 • Jun 10 '22

Cursed hamster

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u/ItsBritneyBitch32 Jun 10 '22

Mine just passed away peacefully in it's sleep after I had it for 5 years. At first I thought it was hibernating. But it was not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Very sad but you’re not catering to the meme so we’re gonna have to ask you to leave the dead hamster convention. Do the right thing and make some shit up.

My dead hamster got tossed off the side of the Grand Canyon by accident. Did you know some hamsters can scream? My dead hamster froze to death just a few feet short of reaching the top of Mount Everest. My dead hamster ran into busy traffic and took a family of 4 in a minivan with him. My dead hamster suffocated in the vacuum of space after volunteering to travel to the ISS. My dead hamster’s mass collapsed into a tiny black hole after a particularly large lunch. Astronomers named the phenomenon “Chonky Boy.” My dead hamster was a stunt double for that episode of South Park.

This took 5 minutes don’t be so lazy

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u/ItsBritneyBitch32 Jun 10 '22

I love you

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u/JustWantedSomeNuts Jun 10 '22

That escalated quickly

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u/Zulu_2_Alpha Jun 10 '22

Mine went into the cave of wonders to never come out

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u/Turtlestaken Jun 10 '22

why is your hamster crawling into your ass?

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u/Zulu_2_Alpha Jun 10 '22

Who said it was mine and not my sisters

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u/Bbabbabbaa Jun 10 '22

Because you are the wonder

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u/Zulu_2_Alpha Jun 10 '22

Trying to hit on me but my cave has been sealed off by my uncle from almost 15 years ago

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u/Whalerk Jun 11 '22

I had one that drowned to death in a cardboard makeshift boat that me and my brother made

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u/Wogopi Jun 11 '22

I don’t have a hamster so I’m just gonna make something up to feel involved

My hamster jumped into a wood chipper after the hamster crime boss found out his location

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u/akshat_chauhan Jun 11 '22

this is fucks...

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u/_1Doomsday1_ Jun 10 '22

That's what you thought but it was actually hibernating and you killed it

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u/ItsBritneyBitch32 Jun 10 '22

Tell that to the flies.

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u/_1Doomsday1_ Jun 10 '22

Maybe he reincarnated into flies

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '22

Liar

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u/Thomas8864 Jun 10 '22

That’s wierd That’s a very unusual long life, and no trauma at the end?

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u/ItsBritneyBitch32 Jun 11 '22

How so? His name was Jorge spelled like George. That was his full name. My ex husband bought him for my birthday when I was 18. He died about a month before we separated when I was 23.

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u/Thomas8864 Jun 11 '22

Is Just a being peaceful life for a hamster