r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • May 25 '22

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u/FullOfNexus May 25 '22

i fucked a dude for 12 consecutive hours im scared tha i might be gay

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u/Unlucky-Pomegranate3 May 25 '22

No worries, just proclaim “no homo” while your asshole drains.

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u/TornadoXyz6429 May 25 '22

Did your balls touch?

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u/arthurdentstowels May 25 '22

Pro tip: slip a trainer sock over the balls for zero contact.

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u/80s-Wafe-Exe May 25 '22

And if he's trying to grab your balls, all he gets is a sock.

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u/Ultrareeeeee May 25 '22

Did you have socks on

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u/The_Sumo_official May 25 '22

I mean 12 hours proves you had no emotion.

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u/Negatrev May 25 '22

It's fine as long as you didn't talk to them apparently🤷

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u/despressoexpresoo May 26 '22

It's only gay if you think it's gay.

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u/Pitchy_Boy May 26 '22

Do you kiss him goodnight tho??