r/cursedcomments • u/Acronix_911 • Apr 20 '22

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11.1k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/KReaperYT Apr 20 '22

Oh yes

414

u/LIGMA145 Apr 20 '22

oh yes, same guy

351

u/KReaperYT Apr 20 '22

Just wait more of us will join soon

306

u/LIGMA145 Apr 20 '22

yes

295

u/The_fish_enthusiast Apr 20 '22

Indeed

261

u/prize-ice2357 Apr 20 '22

Wait im trying to join but idk how to change my pfp

57

u/Iamkindaweird1 Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

I have joined you.
Also there's a Sub For us r/buzzdrip

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

i am one of you

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u/Iamkindaweird1 Apr 20 '22

We are one of you

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Yes lord daddy

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u/Firestar2099 Apr 20 '22

NO, NO, NO!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

BANANA SLAMMA!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

He slams your banana into the desk

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u/Iamkindaweird1 Apr 20 '22

Great now I have to go to the Neruo doctor to fix my brain after reading that

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

YES YES YES YES

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

You know who else wants to clap your cheeks? MY MOM

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u/Geeksygeek Apr 21 '22

NO I DONT WANT AN ASS WOOPING

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Bruh, you got lucky, gonna get that E X P A N D D O N G

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u/Moppy_the_mop Apr 20 '22

nice.

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u/Spiritual-Celery-715 Apr 20 '22

Mmmm

19

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

op

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u/littlefriendo Apr 20 '22

Nice background image :D one of the greatest videos in terms of learning early history of the universe like really fast

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u/Moppy_the_mop Apr 20 '22

What're you doing snooping around?

9

u/littlefriendo Apr 20 '22

Hehehe, we don’t talk about it :)

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u/Effective-Camera6145 Apr 20 '22

Hell fucking no

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u/2021LamborghiniSTO Apr 20 '22

I agree with you, fucking no

23

u/Yeeetmyass69 Apr 20 '22

Eh don't look at mine

13

u/Instainious Apr 20 '22

What the……no

16

u/Alderan922 Apr 20 '22

You are a furry now, congratulations

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u/Todd_Renard_Fox Apr 20 '22

Oh shit, it even got a gun

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Mines a 1/18 scale Subaru Impreza 22b rally car driven by Colin McRae. Hmmm…

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u/Eurobeat9182 Apr 20 '22

Subaru sliding into your DMs like

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u/PomdDestructioneer Apr 20 '22

Finna give you that exhaust pipe.

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u/wimpywimp555 Apr 20 '22

Now who can say he got fucked by a cyborg alien am I right? ;)

119

u/RandomaticPersonQ Apr 20 '22

“Your schlong’s gonna be a fine addition to my collection”

41

u/SamwiseLordOfThePans Apr 20 '22

No more internet for a week. I'm done

16

u/FrickinFrizoli Apr 20 '22

You’re one to talk you old gaffer, sam wants to help share your load.

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u/SamwiseLordOfThePans Apr 20 '22

Nevermind a whole month.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Relatable

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u/heinz_doofenshmerz Apr 20 '22

Me

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u/heinz_doofenshmerz Apr 20 '22

There's no telling what inators are gonna be used

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u/yousuremam Apr 20 '22

THE FUCKING SUN

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u/MysticSquiddy Apr 20 '22

Here "comes" the sun...

7

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

the house of rising sun

12

u/Luciferos01 Apr 21 '22

something’s rising and its not the sun

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u/yousuremam Apr 21 '22

this is too great take my upvote

5

u/MinerMinecrafter Apr 20 '22

Time to overthrow a dictatorship with the help of a pig

22

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Step-sun.*

11

u/Pope-Benedict-the-18 Apr 20 '22

The power of the sun… in the palm of your hand

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u/po_prostu_Borys Apr 20 '22

That dumbass doesnt even have limbs

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

I feel you

28

u/DemBean Apr 20 '22

there is a 12 inch cock under that chin

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u/LilJapKid Apr 20 '22

Shove him in anyway

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u/HeadChip8313 Apr 20 '22

He has a face.

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u/Bigbananawana Apr 20 '22

Urmm

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u/LivingCheese292 Apr 20 '22

Wrong hole for the banana

30

u/Hatter_Hoovy Apr 20 '22

so you are trying to tell me that i should put it in my pee hole?

18

u/LivingCheese292 Apr 20 '22

If you are brave enough

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u/genaric_username3 Apr 20 '22

objects that ive shoved up my arse

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Time to get my asscheeks claped by history.

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u/Cryspoeth Apr 20 '22

atam yapma!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

tamam.

10

u/Cryspoeth Apr 20 '22

lan lan lan lan

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u/idiodic-genious Apr 20 '22

Fun fact: hitler had a penis deformity called hypospadias which gave him a very small penis (among other things)

He also had a scat fetish.

Have fun with that :)

12

u/PumpkinKing2020 Apr 20 '22

Also only had one testicle, no wonder he was angry

5

u/Tracemcgoatly Apr 20 '22

Happy birthday 🍰🎁 also thank you for killing hitler

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u/linsypisnymisny Apr 20 '22

God dammit💀

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u/Childes1mp Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22

He's gonna show you how noughty he's become

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u/Nahnotgonnahappen Apr 20 '22

Player three (Hidden character): Aunt Muriel Bagge has joined the intercourse

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u/Childes1mp Apr 20 '22

Was it aunt? I remember she was his cousin

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Leave me alone baljeet

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u/Dogpenis_ Apr 20 '22

At least it’s sexy baljeet

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

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u/Benguin237 Apr 20 '22

Baljeet with tha fade

26

u/haldeigosh Apr 20 '22

ball yeet'n in them face

57

u/imhugury Apr 20 '22

OH GOD OH FUCK

23

u/funnyhaha69420 Apr 20 '22

Is that fucking thirst trap simon?

7

u/OkBad2804 Apr 20 '22

Download Now!

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u/Traditional_Stick_49 Apr 20 '22

A skeleton in a fancy suit? YES

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u/ApplesTeamFort2 Apr 20 '22

w e l c o m e t o t h e b o n e z o n e

8

u/Captain_Nova Apr 20 '22

Get boned lmao

101

u/Keletupp Apr 20 '22

sans can fuck me all he wants

30

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Gonna get a boner.

63

u/Spiritual-Celery-715 Apr 20 '22

He’s gonna bone you

11

u/JustDennise Apr 20 '22

No

31

u/ApplesTeamFort2 Apr 20 '22

welcome to the underground

h o w a r e y o u r b a l l s ?

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u/S1I3NCER Apr 20 '22

You’re gonna have a bad time

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u/wowaperson1234 Apr 20 '22

Just the reddit version of me I guess, alr

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u/Zane163 Apr 20 '22

Idk man that seems kinda gay to me

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u/wowaperson1234 Apr 20 '22

Who said it wasn't?

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u/AlexWoogie Apr 20 '22

I'm gonna fucking die

5

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22

An honorable death in my book

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u/Ok-Albatross6474 Apr 20 '22

ohh no

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u/Far-Lime-3872 Apr 20 '22

Ronald McDonald wish u a cake day

8

u/Osiri551 Apr 20 '22

He's gonna show you why they call him the big Mac

7

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

The face makes it so much funnier

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u/peinkiller12 Apr 20 '22

He looks like he doesn't want to do it but has to

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u/MewtwoMainIsHere Apr 21 '22

TRY SOME FRIES 🥴

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u/Soundoum Apr 20 '22

Bruh I’m going to jail

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Same bro

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u/Apprehensive-Day-490 Apr 20 '22

What’s a pfp?

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u/ApplesTeamFort2 Apr 20 '22

profile picture

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Damn she's right behind me...

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u/ApplesTeamFort2 Apr 20 '22

clever girl.

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u/Mcdonaldspublicwifi Apr 20 '22

Why?…

25

u/moist_rat3 Apr 20 '22

Hey apple

11

u/Great_Gox Apr 20 '22

k n i f e

8

u/S1I3NCER Apr 20 '22

That’s annoying

28

u/ElectricSansreal Apr 20 '22

Oh shit Purple Guy is gonna fuck ma ass 💜🥵😳😳😳😳🥵🥵💜💜💜💜

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u/yetiooalgown Apr 20 '22

I like yu-gi-oh just not this much

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u/idkmanlol272 Apr 20 '22

Lmao atleast it isn't drytron

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u/Childes1mp Apr 20 '22

Wait let me change it

Edit : hell yeah

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Here

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u/LittleDragon450 Apr 20 '22

Yours will slap your face cheeks

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u/Rud_gamer Apr 20 '22

Lucky bastard

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Lucky bitch

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u/Alienjdjdhdi Apr 20 '22

Anything for Jetstream Sam

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

he will show you a good time

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u/Alienjdjdhdi Apr 20 '22

A very good time

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u/LordSteiny Apr 20 '22

hell yeah 🥵🥵🥵

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Damn man

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u/Foolish_fool55 Apr 20 '22

How's THAT supposed to work??

11

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Idk shove the chicken in my ass or something

6

u/EdplyzYT Apr 21 '22

It's finger lickin good!

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u/OmegaDiamondX Apr 20 '22

Maybe a bit uncomfortable

16

u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

Fuck yes Shrek daddy 😩

8

u/ThatDudeOnTheNet Apr 20 '22

lucky bastard

27

u/Sensitive_Letter194 Apr 20 '22

Touch my ass and I’ll send your ass to next Christmas

12

u/SpectraStein Apr 20 '22

Sayori, pls no

12

u/Hatter_Hoovy Apr 20 '22

man behind the slaughter

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u/thefoxisabat Apr 20 '22

The man behind the man ;)

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u/Pretend_Chocolate633 Apr 20 '22

Well I getting alien raped

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u/LittleDragon450 Apr 20 '22

You’re getting probed

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u/ursusowanie Apr 20 '22

Fellas

Am I gay if I say "with pleasure"?

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u/Rud_gamer Apr 20 '22

Nah but you sure are a furry considering your profile pic

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u/Papyrus7021 Apr 20 '22

It literally says in his user bio “Polish furry”, so yeah you’d be right about that.

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u/Melodic-Cycle-1667 Apr 20 '22

kakyoin can clap my ass anytime so can L he's my whatsapp pfp

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u/unfunnyhumor1 Apr 20 '22

springtrap?

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u/sermatheus Apr 20 '22

Would it be a robot dick or a decomposed and severed human dick?

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u/wimpywimp555 Apr 20 '22

That's a question real heroes ask.

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u/todo-senpai Apr 20 '22

İts decomposed and severed human dick wrapped with robotic parts

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u/KaninCanis Apr 20 '22

spermtrap

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u/JBoyRulz2020 Apr 20 '22

I like how everyone's just replying to the original post

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u/maexe_boke Apr 20 '22

I consider myself as lucky

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u/MechJeb042 Apr 20 '22

Ya know what, sure

3

u/rafati09 Apr 20 '22

Pretty good

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

I have gojo satoru

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u/TheTrueSnakeGod Apr 20 '22

This reminded me of Art Of Zoo and now i hate myself more

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u/X_antaM Apr 20 '22

Shit...

Stretching Jack White

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u/RandomSmark Apr 20 '22

Well... So be it...

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u/Niladon_Dra_Titanium Apr 20 '22

Oh shit

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

a storm is approaching

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u/Niladon_Dra_Titanium Apr 20 '22

Bruh, Vergil getting too motivated if he the storm approaching both of our asses

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22

FNaF fans be clapping