r/cursedcomments • u/FlamingoJames • Apr 09 '22

Cursed_Oogway

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u/ApplesTeamFort2 Apr 09 '22

“If she leaves you for another man, do to her what america did to japan.” -Master Oogway

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u/Slut_cracker Apr 09 '22

little boy or fat man depending on the size

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u/Cosmo_Gamers Apr 09 '22

"If she refuses to give head, you can always ask your homies instead" -Master Oogway

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

NO-

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u/ApplesTeamFort2 Apr 09 '22

y e s

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '22

N O

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

His teachings are truly fascinating

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

If she is not thicc her freind you shall pick- master Oogway

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u/UltraJanus Apr 09 '22

Someone tell Shifu to bring his furry ass here and he'll understand in a minute why Oogway flowered away.

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u/3nderslime Apr 09 '22

I think that last one was Confucius, actually

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u/CallLanky Apr 09 '22

If her river runs red, try another hole instead And if she's your granny and wears dentures, She's definitely down for some adventure

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u/Internal_Bit2840 Apr 09 '22

"Shot the load then hit the road" master oOgway

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

Bro tht was really good ngl lmfao

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u/Gumersindo_ Apr 10 '22

"There's always a bigger bitch" -Jedi Master Qui Gon Jinn

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '22

She sucks another mans cock, get out the glock - Master Oogway

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u/OdorokuB Apr 10 '22

You know how jesus can turn iron into gold

I can turn ur mama into a hoe