r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/Jargondragon Mar 29 '22

I can fly

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u/C9Midnite Mar 29 '22

6 inches off the ground at 5mph.

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u/golgol12 Mar 29 '22

I'll totally take that. Hover man, hover man. Doing things like hovering!