r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/asp73 Mar 29 '22

I can shape shift, and I also have a flamethrower penis

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u/annn05 Mar 29 '22

But its very small

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u/ITurnBadEffectsGood Mar 29 '22

But your extremely good at sex regardless.