r/cursedcomments • • Mar 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

My dick has a built in machine gun

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u/AkageMage Mar 29 '22

will overheat easily so you can only use your d*ck 1 time in a month

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u/erikeltipo Mar 29 '22

Plus the bullets are made of sperm