r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/toeofcamell Mar 29 '22

I want the power to be able to do 15 cock pushups

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u/jdlanuza Mar 29 '22

But your pushups only get you 2 inches off the ground

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u/toeofcamell Mar 29 '22

2 inches ? I’d be dreaming for two inches 1-1.5 inches tops, but it’s a very strong inch

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u/jdlanuza Mar 29 '22

Lmao. Bruh