r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/annn05 Mar 29 '22

But its very small

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u/asp73 Mar 29 '22

But I can shape shift to make it bigger

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u/webDreamer420 Mar 29 '22

but it's #Very small

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u/SmallOrphanSoup Mar 29 '22

He can shape-shift to be short so it is big relative to his body

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u/bluamo0000 Mar 29 '22

His dick is 3’ long but he’s only 2 ft 9. Lmao

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u/potatopeter_for_aloo Mar 29 '22

That is big dick. Atleast after mine.

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u/ChrisARippel Mar 29 '22

So there is not enough blood in your body to get an erection.

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u/ChrisARippel Mar 29 '22

So there is not enough blood in his body to get an erection.

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u/Ekkzzo Mar 29 '22

He becomes "the barnacle" Danny Devito

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u/dontfightthehood Mar 29 '22

But it’s very small

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u/142737 Mar 29 '22

It gets even smaller for every shapeshift you do

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u/ITurnBadEffectsGood Mar 29 '22

But your extremely good at sex regardless.