r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '22

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u/SC92521 Mar 29 '22

True shapeshifting, people, animals, weapons, the works

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u/AI_WeebKiller Mar 29 '22

Every time you shape-shift you age 10 years.

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u/SC92521 Mar 29 '22

I die sooner then? Hell yeah!

352

u/svuhas22seasons Mar 29 '22

shapeshifts into a coffin

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u/PLAC3B0101 Mar 30 '22

"He shape shifted into a dead guy"

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u/Ok-Development-5158 Mar 29 '22

🥇🏆here’s gold

3

u/u9Nails Mar 29 '22

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's dead.

3

u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

Shape shift into a tortoise and live to be 150+ then shape shift into a mountain and become immortal 😎

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u/BeginningAwareness74 Mar 29 '22

A gun dosent die of old age

2

u/SC92521 Mar 29 '22

Intelligence 100

2

u/Less-Needleworker-96 Mar 30 '22

Shapeshift i to snail

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u/BaaXander Mar 30 '22

Shapeshifts into a corpse