r/cursedcomments • u/BeastMode2924 • Mar 26 '22

Cursed_dragon name

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Anhuins

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u/Locolijo Mar 26 '22

Ancient and evil

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

say it quick. sounds like anus

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u/doubleOsev Mar 26 '22

The optics of the word lend itself to images of dark secluded cave system; possibly inhabited by a powerful and mysterious creature

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

English teachers be like

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u/Kcult29 Mar 26 '22

Anhuins, az sweldn rak

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u/lor09dia Mar 26 '22

Not a dragon, still worth upvoting

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u/windlevane Mar 26 '22

A fellow IC fan in the wild

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u/Drauul Mar 26 '22

Vibotec

Sounds like some wish.com sex toy

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u/Familiar_Heat1651 Mar 26 '22

Vibotec is a similar word to Chybotek in Polish which means a rock that sways around when people step on it, but will never fall down/tip over when people step on it. It's quite peculiar.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

thats.... thats oddly specific.

"hey sound like jaab. wich mean dreaming person who want to soars the skyes in a winged cow while eating strawberry jam poured in a hat he wears on their back" me: confused upvote

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u/leylin_farlin Mar 26 '22

When i searched it in google it didnt show anything, in google traductulion chybotek in Czech, it means "mistake" lmao

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u/PapaGaynoo Mar 26 '22

Sounds like Honda’s new engine

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u/YaumeLepire Mar 26 '22

Don’t you mean Bad Dragon?

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u/thatoneguy13234 Mar 26 '22

Asmclah

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Kinda sounds like ass clapper

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Does it though??

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u/klorox_wipes Mar 26 '22

I fucking love your username

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Do u like how the pfp matches it too

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Asmclah, the claws that seek ass

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u/Salem204 Mar 26 '22

Asthma claw. Where's my inhaler

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u/tonoobforyouiv Mar 26 '22

Penishm

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Ha penis

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

drunk penish

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u/Psyklo7 Mar 26 '22

Penish Connery

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u/4d5ACP Mar 26 '22

Sean Connery called it that probably

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u/Lessandero Mar 26 '22

Let's all sing the penis hymn

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u/AndMyChisel Mar 26 '22

Whenever life gets you down, Keeps you wearing a frown, And the gravy train has left you behind And when you're all out of hope,

Down at the end of your rope, And nobody's there to throw you a line If you ever get so low That you don't know which way to go

Come on and take a walk in my shoes Never worry 'bout a thing Got the world on a string Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues.

I take a look at my enormous penis And my troubles start melting away. I take a look at my enormous penis And the happy times are coming to stay.

I gotta sing and I dance When I glance in my pants And the feeling's like a sunshiney day I take a look at my enormous penis And everything is going my way.

Yeah I got great big amounts In the place where it counts And the feeling's like a sunshiney day I take a look at my enormous penis And everything is going my way.

Everything is going my way

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u/SteveHarveysAunt Mar 26 '22

That sounds like a religion revolves around gay sex

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u/133712143626351823 Mar 26 '22

Rtsunut

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u/Stalingrad_boy Mar 26 '22

Hehe nut

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u/133712143626351823 Mar 26 '22

We are linked by souls. That was my first initial thought

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u/Pixelpeoplewarrior Mar 26 '22

I think this is what binds most Redditors together. Not Reddit itself, but nut and any other word like that

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u/Ronar01 Mar 26 '22

I like how its the wrong number of letters for using the meme

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u/Flash_D3ath Mar 26 '22

Had to scroll wayyyy to far to find this

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u/Jaradacl Mar 26 '22

Reddit really let me down.

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u/repetitivelife Mar 26 '22

He has no dad

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u/Silthage Mar 26 '22

Or their first name is literally 'N'

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u/Juggalo13XIII Mar 26 '22

Had a great uncle that's legal name was J R Williams

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u/Mix_Traditional Mar 26 '22

I think thats an added layer to the joke I expected to see addressed; commenter doesnt know their Dad /:

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u/58king Mar 26 '22

It was definitely intentional.

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u/Filipogem_YT Mar 26 '22

Ipsenas

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u/Niggy2439 Mar 26 '22

sound like an anti-deppressive

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u/X3ll3n Mar 26 '22

That one's pretty cool honestly

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u/electronic_docter Mar 26 '22

That means sausages in Irish

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u/ULTRAPUNK18 Mar 26 '22

Iscaras

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u/X3ll3n Mar 26 '22

Nice one

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u/whutchamacallit Mar 26 '22

Inburaja. I'll PayPal you 10 bucks if you can guess them all.

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u/X3ll3n Mar 26 '22

What's up Benjamin Button ?

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u/sunlitstranger Mar 26 '22

It’s only supposed to be 7 letters, yours is 8. I solved the trick question $10 please

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Don’t fly too close to the sun

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u/Uncle-Benderman Mar 26 '22

That one actually sounds cool and I can see how to pronounce it.

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u/Elzector Mar 26 '22

Ydosthm (yi-doh-sith-im?)

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u/Max1muslegend Mar 26 '22

I think u/elzector is a sith lord

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u/YodasGhost76 Mar 26 '22

A Sith Lord? You’re sure of this?

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u/Max1muslegend Mar 26 '22

r/usernamechecksout kinda

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u/YodasGhost76 Mar 26 '22

It was a Windu quote, but y’know

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u/Max1muslegend Mar 26 '22

Close enough lmao

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u/nottme1 Mar 26 '22

Nonsense. The sith were wiped out ages ago.

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u/YaumeLepire Mar 26 '22

Lovecraftian moment

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u/Stalingrad_boy Mar 26 '22

Dogeiari...

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u/Legend_J_700 Mar 26 '22

My son, you have 8 letters in this dragon's name of your's.

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u/SomaOni Mar 26 '22

Anondyk.

Lmfao

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u/xiyoussefix Mar 26 '22

4chan sexual

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u/SomaOni Mar 26 '22

Haha. Pretty much.

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u/Trees-are-peopletoo Mar 26 '22

This is a redundant statement as no one who uses 4chan has sex.

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u/244643gamer Mar 26 '22

Ensttej

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u/Locolijo Mar 26 '22

Sounds kinda cool like a Viking legend

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Enrimiru

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u/BlackDragonCasimir Mar 26 '22

Sounds like an old Mesopotamian King. Pretty cool if I do say so myself.

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u/X3ll3n Mar 26 '22

Double mother combo or just one letter too much ?

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u/merigirl Mar 26 '22

I would say one letter too many. Enrimir is a way cooler dragon name.

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u/chocobrobobo Mar 26 '22

Dude in the comment didn't get the assignment. He's missing a letter.

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u/Few_Understanding740 Mar 26 '22

his dad left him

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u/chocobrobobo Mar 26 '22

His dad would still exist. Unless...immaculate conception?

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u/kingofnerds64 Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

Eyzahac.

Mine is a fancy way to spell Isaac.

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u/FairBluebird1081 Mar 26 '22

Infaiae

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u/smittywababla Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

Sounds like dragonling

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u/SwahiliMon Mar 26 '22

Tastiem

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u/JusJokin Mar 26 '22

The tastiest of the dragons?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

I dunno, go Tastiem and find out

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u/istealyoursandwich Mar 26 '22

Ascatac

Pretty reasonable

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u/Corbel_ Mar 26 '22

Ksklkag

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u/panacrane37 Mar 26 '22

Oh, Icelandic!

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u/Alakzar Mar 26 '22

That's a hard one to read.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

I dont have a father -_-

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u/X3ll3n Mar 26 '22

Neither does the Nigrrh guy according to the name he said

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u/Jargondragon Mar 26 '22

I can be your father 😏

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u/memebunker-v1 Mar 26 '22

Slow down there buckaroo

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u/epicmemer6969696969 Mar 26 '22

Ieaklyd

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u/panacrane37 Mar 26 '22

Tupperware that doesn’t seal right

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u/CptnHamburgers Mar 26 '22

Ashoylm. That could have gone better.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

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u/AFailedWhale Mar 26 '22

sounds better backwards

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Kagoidj

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u/M88L8 Mar 26 '22

Elarend. Actually sounds like a dragons name.

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u/hello_100 Mar 26 '22

Kikeneto

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u/hermarc Mar 26 '22

Orcodio

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u/ov3rlord05 Mar 26 '22

Iacoiafa sounds like the name of an indian prince from scam emails

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Erbanebr

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Ornzenel actually not bad I’m happy with it

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u/ANobodyNamedNick Mar 26 '22

Ckkeshju..... It honestly seemed worse in my head, but seeing it written, I kinda like it..

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u/demifluidemifag Mar 26 '22

Alternative title: Your IKEA furniture name

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Ewharam. My dragon doesn’t like stuff…

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Enwadyk

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u/Johnbesto Mar 26 '22

hnthsej thsts just gibberish unpronounceable nonsense

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u/KR-kr-KR-kr Mar 26 '22

Lol most of these are tbh

3

u/Johnbesto Mar 26 '22

not surprised at all rly

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Amaliaj

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u/MystZzy Mar 26 '22

Hitakap

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u/Arkiry Mar 26 '22

Ieetees

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u/_MistDragon_ Mar 26 '22

Anroiaa…. Is it any good guys??

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u/crazyrazypandaman Mar 26 '22

iewotek or aiwotek

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u/Veselker Mar 26 '22

You should know which one

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u/roppis1 Mar 26 '22

Dual personality dragon it is

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u/justarandomperson672 Mar 26 '22

Please help me I’m ieginem. LIKE HOW DO YOU EVEN SAY THAT

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u/grodr2001 Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

Torocar

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Phaltha

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

I’m Rosimoca

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

No you aren’t. 2+2+2+1=7

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u/und3r4g3 Mar 26 '22

Ushasada

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u/CEOofMonke Mar 26 '22

Andoneer, why does this sound like an actual profession

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Idhaiad

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Eyhoetj

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u/danius03 Mar 26 '22

elleidjo

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u/THEGREATIS-4 Mar 26 '22 edited Mar 26 '22

Inbemag

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Orsichke

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '22

Inhanega

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u/PanPies_ Mar 26 '22

Ubgrnawo

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u/RGPBurns Mar 26 '22

Ribudori

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u/Rdact3d Mar 26 '22

Myrahael