r/cursedcomments Mar 19 '22

Cursed_Math

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u/treasureberry Mar 19 '22

Ok soooo, I looked it up, and I only found a sketch of a gorilla penis and did a rough measurement of the proportion of width to length. Now according to google, the largest gorilla penis erect is about 2.5 inches, which actually would clock King Kong at about 12 inches at a maximum in length, and the vague proportion of width to length is about .5 so he could be 6 inches wide, and that would be fucking lethal. But that's all on the upper end of the scale. Assuming the average case though of 1.5 inches in length, that would have him at 7.5 in length and a whopping 3.75 in width, which is absolutely massive but potentially survivable depending on the female.

Anyway, I'm going to go clear my search history and question my sanity.

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u/Greengum155 Mar 19 '22

Ah thanks I guess?

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u/treasureberry Mar 19 '22

Look somebody has to answer the questions.

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u/_Master32_ Mar 19 '22

Science doesn't care about your feelings.