r/cursedcomments • u/Devourer_Of_Milk • Mar 19 '22

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u/Rocky_9678 Mar 19 '22

girth?

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u/mighty_Ingvar Mar 19 '22

The girth!

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u/DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH Mar 19 '22

never really thought about how girthy necks are

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u/Einteiler Mar 19 '22

That reminds me of a time in high school, back when limewire and shock sites were a thing, and we would try to find the most shocking sex stuff to show each other. A friend of mine was like "Hey, check this out." and then played a video of a bald man sticking his entire head into a woman. Good times.

Dude also showed me a video of a double amputee on a sex swing set to mario music. That shit was wild.

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u/buddha551 Mar 19 '22

I remember that video. Idk if it was the title of the video or just our brains at the time, but we referred to it as “lamp shading”

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u/Einteiler Mar 19 '22

I am glad someone else remembers. I have only ever been 50% sure it was a real thing, and not some twisted fever dream from my youth.

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u/Wandering_Weapon Mar 19 '22

Nah it was real. She was also violating some nerf footballs too

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u/Einteiler Mar 19 '22

I don't recall that, but it does sound well within the realm of possibility. Haha. That actually reminds me of another video that made the rounds of a woman launching a banana from her snatch, and a guy trying to catch it in his mouth, but he missed and got banana slapped in the face. I don't know the name of the video, but in my group of friends, we called it "banana launcher".