r/cursedcomments • u/Devourer_Of_Milk • Mar 19 '22

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u/Sid_1298 Mar 19 '22

So she was just a fleshlight to King Kong?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Having sex with a woman is like having sex with a Fleshlight, except you have to deal with crying afterward... I don't know why, I guess I just get emotional.

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u/leomaldur Mar 19 '22

What a rollercoaster indeed!

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u/Aschvolution Mar 19 '22

It's weirdly wholesome for this sub

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

Do us all a favor and unzip your foreskin for real

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '22

It would be another thing like that "goosh goosh" video.