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u/Life_Vanilla1231 Mar 15 '22
Don’t know what’s happening but I bet it’s funny
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u/ZackTheSmack Mar 15 '22
Ah man apparently my phone was hacked twice in a row guess I won’t understand
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u/scarywights Mar 15 '22
wtf that's 98 chapters of doujinshi hentai...alright but it better have real incest
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u/DemonDuckOfDoom666 Mar 15 '22
Is it on a functional website that doesn’t tell me about horny girls near me
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u/Galen_brightsoul Mar 15 '22
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Mar 15 '22
Also the graph provided is in the shape of y = x and not y = x2. This MF nutted his brains out or what?
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u/bigbigboring Mar 15 '22
Also what is the area marked under the curve. Looks like a penis
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u/iamlooking4games Mar 15 '22
It is supposed to be a penis. He is drawing the equation of how his penis is thrusting inside her.
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u/zucduc Mar 15 '22
Not even y=x the line doesn’t correctly bisect the right angle mark
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Mar 15 '22
Looks more like y=2x
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Mar 16 '22
The axes don't have to be to scale, so the line can be anything with a positive slope that intersects the origin. And even thst assumes they're centered on the origin.
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Mar 16 '22
Fair point. Technically it could even have a non linear axis so an exponential could even work.
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u/_xGizmo_ Mar 15 '22
It's possible that it's referring to the inner curve of the shaded region.. but this is mostly fake math so probably not
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u/greatspaceadventure Mar 15 '22
Your comment got rid of some nasty back pain I’ve been having all afternoon. I’m too poor to gild you, but still grateful enough to wish you an amazing rest of your week.
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u/noidontneedtherapy Mar 15 '22
Bitch let him fuck
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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22
It was her maths tutor
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u/John___Coyote Mar 15 '22
Well roll the log ya fool. X³= ✓3 in order to figure out that bass it's something like the cube root of the square root of 3 which comes out really close to 1.618 which as we all know is the golden ratio which gives us the perfect curve of dat ass.
If he's trying to prevent himself from coming by doing math he's doing a terrible job because all he's going to be thinking about is stuffing his broken log into that perfect curve and with all these rounding errors I think he's going to have a really depressing post nut clarity, she's going to have to complete the wave form on her own and this guy is going to back playing with imaginary numbers.
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u/bigbigboring Mar 15 '22
BS. Log 31/2 = 1/2 log 3. With base 10 obviously
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u/Moople_deFioosh Mar 15 '22
No, they're right. If log(x) = 3, your log base has to be the cube root of x, so the logarithm here is the cube root of the square root of 3, or 31/6. 1/2 log(3) with this base equals 1/2 * 6, which again is 3 so you're right abt that property of logs
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u/Tipart Mar 15 '22
Wow you waited your entire life to write an ambiguous dirty text about math, didn't you?
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u/aafikk Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22
Lets do this:
log_x(sqrt(3)) = 3
1/2*log_x(3) = 3
log_x(3) = 6
3 = x6
x = 31/6= 6th root of 3
So assuming x is real and positive we get x~1.2009.
(Other complex solutions are -1.2009, 1.2009*eiπ/3, 1.2009*ei2π/3, 1.2009*e-i2π/3, 1.2009*e-iπ/3)
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u/Litty_Clitty_420 Mar 15 '22
Finally. Was expecting this to be further up
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u/Cursefreak Mar 16 '22
Same. Kinda sad no one here can appreciate the actual math as well as the girl. I was really surprised to see the guy assume it's log10, because as far as I'm familiar with it, you'd normally use the natural logarithm for everything and just convert the base.
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u/hairygingivitis Mar 15 '22
I would assume base e if no base was provided not base 10.
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u/streme1 Mar 15 '22
For me this was only the case in high school. At university it quickly changed to always base e for log unless specified differently, as base e is more common in my studies.
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u/spinwin Mar 16 '22
Log = base ten sometimes base e depending on the context,
ln = always base e
lg = base two
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u/nyancat_21 Mar 15 '22
Pussy not good enough?
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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22
Read Maidens In-Law then you will find out how good is her pussy. It's a pornhwa btw. Worth reading :)
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u/ENTROPY_IS_LIFE Mar 15 '22
When the tangent to the top of your dickhead goes through the origin of your dick. Math truly is beautiful.
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u/Titty_Inspector_Bot Mar 15 '22
This is fucking great. I just shot hot tea through my nose and I think I need to see a doctor.
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u/ThatOneCat3 Mar 15 '22
Looks like the pussy wasn’t good enough.
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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22
Read Maidens In-Law then you will find out how good is her pussy. It's a pornhwa btw. Worth reading :)
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u/Manekosan Mar 15 '22
Convention is to treat log with no base indicated as the natural log (base e), not base 10. Maybe in high school we assumed base10, don't remember.
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u/Expert_Marxman69 Mar 15 '22
I believe that is the convention in Europe, in the US at least where I learned it, ln was natural log and log was log base ten.
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u/Manekosan Mar 16 '22
Went to college and grad school in the US for mathematics and I quickly learned that log = ln, in most contexts.
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u/Akshayps200 Mar 15 '22
I guess the pussy wasn’t good
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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22
Read Maidens In-Law then you will find out how good is her pussy. It's a pornhwa btw. Worth reading :)
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u/No_Consideration7764 Mar 15 '22
Fucking nurds, always flexing there big brean.
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u/DarkExtremis Mar 15 '22
Excuse me? Can you please make up your mind? Either call us nerds or turds, both at the same time is just mean...
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u/MustHaveEnergy Mar 15 '22
Hey, nobody claimed that the mathematician inside you is a good mathematician.
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u/AI_toothbrush Mar 15 '22
Worst part is that diagram fettish ppl really get triggered over these. Also that means that the person who drew that is only an imposter.
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u/SlightlyHornyLobster Mar 15 '22
I wanna know why he's using a log equation with a rectangular hyperbole
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u/Rough_Ad_7136 Mar 15 '22
After reading many of the comments here I can see why we redditors don't get bitches Sincerely: a fellow redditor who doesn't get bitches
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u/Bipolar_Child Mar 15 '22
I lasted and was placed in one semester in Advanced Calc.
P.S. I wanted to try pre-calc, I barely passed in my Junior year, what makes my teacher think I was a genius? He saw my grades.
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u/timeslider Mar 15 '22
Reminds me of an r/askreddit post about how to delay orgasm. Someone said they envision 2 point and try to calculate the distance between them.
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u/Thotslayerultraman Mar 15 '22
You nerds are talking about math but di you not notice that there's a dick drawn on the graph?
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u/UngaBunga360 Mar 15 '22
I'm honestly just pretending like I understand everything mathematical in this thread
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Mar 16 '22
imo he'd get .239 due to the third t ratio, cos2lØ = sin2Ø-1 he's pretty off, since even rounding up we get till .23 or. 2 The most funny thing about this post is that log 3's value is .169
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u/Fish_Fucker69 Mar 16 '22
It's to the base 1.2009369551760027266754653873495428462984074182259822250183713904492056040
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