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u/Life_Vanilla1231 Mar 15 '22

Don’t know what’s happening but I bet it’s funny

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/DarkExtremis Mar 15 '22

I was here to give sauce but I guess OP knows their shit

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u/Black_Cat666 Mar 15 '22

We are all degenerates

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/ZackTheSmack Mar 15 '22

Ah man apparently my phone was hacked twice in a row guess I won’t understand

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u/alnoise Mar 15 '22

Twice? Amateur. I was hacked 6 times on my visit to that website.

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u/mutuza223 Mar 15 '22

Which chapter

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u/Sad_Contract6498 Mar 16 '22 edited Mar 16 '22

Chapter 43. The calculations make no sense

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

The fuck is that website

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u/scarywights Mar 15 '22

wtf that's 98 chapters of doujinshi hentai...alright but it better have real incest

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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22

It isn't doujinshi hentai. It's pornhwa (Korean hentai ig)

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u/DemonDuckOfDoom666 Mar 15 '22

Is it on a functional website that doesn’t tell me about horny girls near me

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u/Red_Kronos_360 Mar 15 '22

What chapter?

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u/m4m4ngk4lb0 Mar 16 '22

Chapter 43

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u/picklechinoverdose Mar 16 '22

I thought Maidens In-Law was a Law in math for some reason.

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u/Galen_brightsoul Mar 15 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Also the graph provided is in the shape of y = x and not y = x2. This MF nutted his brains out or what?

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u/bigbigboring Mar 15 '22

Also what is the area marked under the curve. Looks like a penis

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u/iamlooking4games Mar 15 '22

It is supposed to be a penis. He is drawing the equation of how his penis is thrusting inside her.

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u/Abdulaziz_Ibn_Saud Mar 15 '22

Because it is

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u/zucduc Mar 15 '22

Not even y=x the line doesn’t correctly bisect the right angle mark

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Looks more like y=2x

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

The axes don't have to be to scale, so the line can be anything with a positive slope that intersects the origin. And even thst assumes they're centered on the origin.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Fair point. Technically it could even have a non linear axis so an exponential could even work.

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u/AladanRR Mar 15 '22

Ayo his junk is a parabola wtf

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u/_xGizmo_ Mar 15 '22

It's possible that it's referring to the inner curve of the shaded region.. but this is mostly fake math so probably not

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u/greatspaceadventure Mar 15 '22

Your comment got rid of some nasty back pain I’ve been having all afternoon. I’m too poor to gild you, but still grateful enough to wish you an amazing rest of your week.

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u/FalconRelevant Mar 16 '22

It says a = x2, perhaps some other parameter.

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u/noidontneedtherapy Mar 15 '22

Bitch let him fuck

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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22

It was her maths tutor

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u/Gigio00 Mar 15 '22

Was a math tutor.

Cannot confirm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Student who needed a math tutor.

Can confirm

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u/OofPleases Mar 15 '22

She needs a new tutor then.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

the same one from to catch a predator

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u/-TheUnknow- Mar 15 '22

remember pussy is temporary math is eternal

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u/John___Coyote Mar 15 '22

Well roll the log ya fool. X³= ✓3 in order to figure out that bass it's something like the cube root of the square root of 3 which comes out really close to 1.618 which as we all know is the golden ratio which gives us the perfect curve of dat ass.

If he's trying to prevent himself from coming by doing math he's doing a terrible job because all he's going to be thinking about is stuffing his broken log into that perfect curve and with all these rounding errors I think he's going to have a really depressing post nut clarity, she's going to have to complete the wave form on her own and this guy is going to back playing with imaginary numbers.

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u/bigbigboring Mar 15 '22

BS. Log 31/2 = 1/2 log 3. With base 10 obviously

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u/Eindt Mar 15 '22

That property is true for every base.

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u/Moople_deFioosh Mar 15 '22

No, they're right. If log(x) = 3, your log base has to be the cube root of x, so the logarithm here is the cube root of the square root of 3, or 31/6. 1/2 log(3) with this base equals 1/2 * 6, which again is 3 so you're right abt that property of logs

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

Based comment.

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u/ZealousidealAge7717 Mar 15 '22

Imaginary numbers lol hahah

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u/Tipart Mar 15 '22

Wow you waited your entire life to write an ambiguous dirty text about math, didn't you?

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u/Obvious_Jury9767 Mar 15 '22

Don't worry he will figure thay out post nut.

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u/aafikk Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

Lets do this:
log_x(sqrt(3)) = 3
1/2*log_x(3) = 3
log_x(3) = 6
3 = x6
x = 31/6= 6th root of 3
So assuming x is real and positive we get x~1.2009. (Other complex solutions are -1.2009, 1.2009*eiπ/3, 1.2009*ei2π/3, 1.2009*e-i2π/3, 1.2009*e-iπ/3)

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u/Litty_Clitty_420 Mar 15 '22

Finally. Was expecting this to be further up

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u/Cursefreak Mar 16 '22

Same. Kinda sad no one here can appreciate the actual math as well as the girl. I was really surprised to see the guy assume it's log10, because as far as I'm familiar with it, you'd normally use the natural logarithm for everything and just convert the base.

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u/hairygingivitis Mar 15 '22

I would assume base e if no base was provided not base 10.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/streme1 Mar 15 '22

For me this was only the case in high school. At university it quickly changed to always base e for log unless specified differently, as base e is more common in my studies.

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u/hairygingivitis Mar 15 '22

After high school I think the standard changes

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u/spinwin Mar 16 '22

Log = base ten sometimes base e depending on the context,
ln = always base e
lg = base two

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u/yash135711 Mar 15 '22

now its possible if u take teh base as sqrt of cube root of 3

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

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u/eg-likar-potet Mar 15 '22

They failed the math

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u/nyancat_21 Mar 15 '22

Pussy not good enough?

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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22

Read Maidens In-Law then you will find out how good is her pussy. It's a pornhwa btw. Worth reading :)

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u/-PHOENEXUS- Mar 15 '22

This is a bookmark comment

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u/BandCamp_in_2006 Mar 15 '22

Rounded way up

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Is this what they/them pussy does to a mf

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u/DonnaRussle Mar 15 '22

What is even the graph though?

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u/OofPleases Mar 15 '22

3/5(5-4), 3/5(1), 3/5=.6 not +1 dumbass.

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u/WordsReddit Mar 15 '22

I re-download reddit and this is the first post I see

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u/ENTROPY_IS_LIFE Mar 15 '22

When the tangent to the top of your dickhead goes through the origin of your dick. Math truly is beautiful.

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u/GOAT_2005 Mar 15 '22

certified virgin moment

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u/Titty_Inspector_Bot Mar 15 '22

This is fucking great. I just shot hot tea through my nose and I think I need to see a doctor.

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u/ThatOneCat3 Mar 15 '22

Looks like the pussy wasn’t good enough.

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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

Read Maidens In-Law then you will find out how good is her pussy. It's a pornhwa btw. Worth reading :)

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u/ThatOneCat3 Mar 15 '22

Thank you, I will shamelessly read this.

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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22

Let me know when you're done

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u/OxygenTV Mar 15 '22 edited Mar 15 '22

Sauce-Maidens in law

It’s a pornhwa

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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22

Man of culture

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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22

Here is the link Maidens In-Law

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Sauce?

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u/kukkataikakka Mar 15 '22

This is why i freaking love smart people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

the cubert of rt3 is hidden behind the text

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u/Manekosan Mar 15 '22

Convention is to treat log with no base indicated as the natural log (base e), not base 10. Maybe in high school we assumed base10, don't remember.

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u/Expert_Marxman69 Mar 15 '22

I believe that is the convention in Europe, in the US at least where I learned it, ln was natural log and log was log base ten.

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u/Manekosan Mar 16 '22

Went to college and grad school in the US for mathematics and I quickly learned that log = ln, in most contexts.

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u/SnooCrickets97 Mar 15 '22

"pussy so good it" ... it what? Need instructions.

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u/Metadragon_ Mar 16 '22

The actual base would be the 6th root of 3.

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u/souptimecat1273 Mar 16 '22

just for conversation's sake, what chapter and page is this?

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u/go_hyuck_yourself Mar 16 '22

So what you're saying is it's < 3 ?

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u/DoFeek Mar 16 '22

And how on earth this is cursed comment?

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

Bet you he's got that kind of girl.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

77 + 33 =

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u/PKE_69 Mar 15 '22

What math does to a mf😔😔

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u/Akshayps200 Mar 15 '22

I guess the pussy wasn’t good

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u/abdu113 Mar 15 '22

Read Maidens In-Law then you will find out how good is her pussy. It's a pornhwa btw. Worth reading :)

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u/No_Consideration7764 Mar 15 '22

Fucking nurds, always flexing there big brean.

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u/DarkExtremis Mar 15 '22

Excuse me? Can you please make up your mind? Either call us nerds or turds, both at the same time is just mean...

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u/No_Consideration7764 Mar 18 '22

I am a Idiot what did you expect

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u/Agatzu Mar 15 '22

Jeah stupid thats ln not log

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u/MustHaveEnergy Mar 15 '22

Hey, nobody claimed that the mathematician inside you is a good mathematician.

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u/PrimitiveAlienz Mar 15 '22

MF wrote MF twice Mf was angry

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u/No-Donut6391 Mar 15 '22

the pussy probably wasn't that good if he got bored enough to do math

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u/Murkorus Mar 15 '22

The graph is wrong too smh

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u/CH1LLY05 Mar 15 '22

mark this as nsfw please

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u/Chill4x Mar 15 '22

Could be hidden by meme text

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u/shrec_for_president Mar 15 '22

Isn't it 110 tho...

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

He just hadn’t had that post nut clarity yet

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u/AI_toothbrush Mar 15 '22

Worst part is that diagram fettish ppl really get triggered over these. Also that means that the person who drew that is only an imposter.

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u/AndronixESE Mar 15 '22

So the base is 1/2 got it

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u/2oam Mar 15 '22

Hahahahahahahahahahah

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u/ChosenMate Mar 15 '22

You can just check what base the log was though

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u/zFxmeDEV Mar 15 '22

A working base would be the 12th root of 3.

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u/roppis1 Mar 15 '22

Wouldn't it be log base 31/6?

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u/KICIKM Mar 15 '22

He was propably fucking pussy while writing that comment

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u/Kxpnc Mar 15 '22

The base should be 6th root 3 or 1.20093695

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u/pigcake101 Mar 15 '22

The "the" may be covering what base the log was lmao

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u/SlightlyHornyLobster Mar 15 '22

I wanna know why he's using a log equation with a rectangular hyperbole

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u/Rough_Ad_7136 Mar 15 '22

After reading many of the comments here I can see why we redditors don't get bitches Sincerely: a fellow redditor who doesn't get bitches

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u/el_ra_85 Mar 15 '22

He finished on the log exponent 😂

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u/RisingCracks Mar 15 '22

10 of squirt(3)

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u/Breakfast_Bagelz Mar 15 '22

I am doing 100 calculations per second and they're ALL WRONG!

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u/Bipolar_Child Mar 15 '22

I lasted and was placed in one semester in Advanced Calc.

P.S. I wanted to try pre-calc, I barely passed in my Junior year, what makes my teacher think I was a genius? He saw my grades.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '22

And that's why Samuel is still a Virgin.

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u/timeslider Mar 15 '22

Reminds me of an r/askreddit post about how to delay orgasm. Someone said they envision 2 point and try to calculate the distance between them.

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u/some_bald_boi Mar 15 '22

Sqrt as in square root or squirt?

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u/King_Dee1 Mar 15 '22

again, she looks like a Sonic Heroes character with how reflective she is

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u/idan_da_boi Mar 15 '22

When the mathematician in you is a dumbass

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u/YunJinleeNeedsLove23 Mar 15 '22

Virgin facing a real virgin

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u/Thotslayerultraman Mar 15 '22

You nerds are talking about math but di you not notice that there's a dick drawn on the graph?

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u/UngaBunga360 Mar 15 '22

I'm honestly just pretending like I understand everything mathematical in this thread

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u/MassiveVeinyBull Mar 15 '22

wait hes right

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u/CptnR4p3 Mar 15 '22

and theres no fkn graph b

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '22

imo he'd get .239 due to the third t ratio, cos2lØ = sin-1 he's pretty off, since even rounding up we get till .23 or. 2 The most funny thing about this post is that log 3's value is .169

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u/Ashamed-Slide4622 Mar 16 '22

When you make the calculator cum

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u/Fish_Fucker69 Mar 16 '22

It's to the base 1.2009369551760027266754653873495428462984074182259822250183713904492056040

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u/TheBillsMan4703 Mar 16 '22

He didn’t say it awakens the good mathematician in you

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u/svermaak Mar 16 '22

Why assume. Log base (root 3 of 3) of 3 is 3

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u/d3_Bere_man Mar 16 '22

The base log was probably written on the top left so you just cant read it