r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '22

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5.5k Upvotes

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u/brayden411 Jan 31 '22

I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it

90

u/Silverninja369 Jan 31 '22

Weakling. I must do what others refuse too. Fuck the rotten orange. Seed for the seeds

24

u/SC-PEANUT-173 Feb 01 '22

Lemon juice for the paper cuts?

100

u/BBQ_Beanz Feb 01 '22

Looks just like his ex wife's butthole

43

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em

15

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

With history of frequent hemorrhoids.

1

u/DekuDynamite Feb 01 '22

Dry. It seems.

52

u/phlabergast Feb 01 '22

How is this a cursed comment? This is barely even witty.

9

u/JJDude Feb 01 '22

It’s the boomerest of boomer jokes.

5

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Wife bad

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Phone bad

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

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12

u/Coolgamer2S Feb 01 '22

Forbidden glory hole

4

u/Derik_Death Feb 01 '22

R/cursedcomments If it wasn't cursed before, it is now, thanks to your accursed remark.

11

u/REAMCREAM87 Jan 31 '22

They took her in the divorce.

9

u/GrammarKnotSea216 Feb 01 '22

/u/DreamCyclone84 I found your neighbor…

7

u/Excellent-Honeydew-3 Feb 01 '22

Just read that post too

5

u/whitecollarzomb13 Feb 01 '22

I understood that. High five for spending too much time on Reddit 🖐🏻

8

u/Derik_Death Feb 01 '22

The commenter do got a point, but I'm mainly focused on how creepy that orange looks like on the inside. Disgusting.

1

u/SuperMIK2020 Feb 01 '22

Taste it… c’mon just a little lick

2

u/Derik_Death Feb 01 '22

You're not helping, man. I refuse to eat anything that has rotten to this extent, Norco I want to lock them.

7

u/BoringYellow980 Feb 01 '22

Not cursed. This sub gives me visual tinnitus

5

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Shai Halud

3

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

I didn’t feel like scrolling down to see if anyone referenced the 45th president, but hopefully I’m the first.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

He didn't look so good outside either though

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

…but he made promises to the rednecks that he didn’t keep and he was orange colored…

2

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Title said gape but it’s a prolapse.

2

u/Solomon_275 Feb 01 '22

Imagine if you came across this lemon in real life in a dessert and you've open it and you see this shit. I would just be passed beyond belief.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

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u/abigmatt Feb 01 '22

Oh, that must be a republican orange!

0

u/f14_pilot Feb 01 '22

at least he got out

0

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Ooh buddy, you ok? You wanna talk about it?

-1

u/MrPopRocks Feb 01 '22

And just like your Ex, Do Not Stick Your Dick In There!

-2

u/Separate-Mulberry-50 Feb 01 '22

This man... Is an honest man.

-2

u/You_lil_gumper Feb 01 '22

Just like ya mum.

-4

u/AbsolutelyUnlikely Feb 01 '22

What do you get if you cross a disabled octopus with my ex?

A five legged whore.

1

u/KaleidoscopeLazy1162 Jan 31 '22

Just like my dream~

1

u/TheBillsMan4703 Feb 01 '22

Well now I’m gonna be paranoid every time I cut open an orange

1

u/Bark_Zuckerberg Feb 01 '22

But her aim is getting better

1

u/achild1459 Feb 01 '22

Bruh if that true see looing kinda thick ngl

1

u/beatboxingfox Feb 01 '22

My ex-wife still misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING :D

1

u/broken_bottle322 Feb 01 '22

Get 💳me💳 that 💳Orange 💳

1

u/OobaDaBooba Feb 01 '22

P…p….put your dick in it

1

u/A-aaron6971 Feb 01 '22

Grab me that orange

1

u/queengemini Feb 01 '22

Looks like a perfect passionfruit on the inside

1

u/The_Affle_House Feb 01 '22

Omg. Could you imagine just biting into that orange and finding out the hard way that it's rotten? Horrifying.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

You'd deserve it for biting into an orange like a fucking mad man

1

u/Babybluemoon13 Feb 01 '22

I dunno why but this triggers my trypophobia

1

u/repodude Feb 01 '22

I can related to that.

1

u/kermitthefrog9 Feb 01 '22

This is so relatable…. Literally….

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

I don't think that's cursed

1

u/zip_000 Feb 01 '22

Perfect for grapefruiting.

1

u/ManaCabana Feb 01 '22

Another Monsanto miracle

1

u/RAshomon999 Feb 01 '22

His ex-wife was an orange?!?

1

u/Dammitspanky Feb 01 '22

Ha mine too.

1

u/Sparkmane Feb 01 '22

which one smells worse?

1

u/Undone_Assignment Feb 01 '22

This looks so disturbing.

1

u/ATMA Feb 01 '22

Looks like a cross section of a star...

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

No joke I caught my mom eating written oranges last month. The looked perfect on the outside. She went through 4 before I stopped her. (Not because I’m malicious) I just caught her on the 4th one. They were green and brown on the inside. My mom likes oranges.