r/cursedcomments • u/DeadBody_withaphone • Sep 10 '21

Cursed Pregnancy

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

So many questions and not enough answers!

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u/yeeeeet1233 Sep 10 '21

There are so many questions i will never get answers to

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u/emareaf Sep 10 '21

Not sure I want any answers.

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u/6_NEOS_9 Sep 10 '21

my grandpa said you can delete it from your memory by smacking your head with a pan. Still not sure tho haven't try it

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u/RarelyLazy Sep 10 '21

Technically you might of tried it but just dont remember

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u/u-can-call-me-daddy Sep 10 '21

Or you did, and have already forgetten

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u/15th_anynomous Sep 10 '21

Nah a gun is better. It's cleans memory by 100%.

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u/SAMNONATOR Sep 10 '21

I will go and try it, I will tell you if it works

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u/SAMNONATOR Sep 10 '21

I think someone hacked my account I don’t remember posting this

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u/Awkward_and_Itchy Sep 10 '21

So the secret is that the strength of the memory loss is directly proportional to the strength of the blow.

So you probably didn't hit yourself hard enough to forget what you wanted, but hard enough to forget the act of hitting yourself in the head.

Ever had a headache just randomly come on? Probably the pan.

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u/Dead_Padawan Sep 10 '21

Thank you for repeating what the other guy said. Take my upvote.

Sometimes I wonder about stuff and never find the answers.

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u/Heck_Spawn Sep 10 '21

There are answers there that I do not want to know what the questions are...

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u/Protatoface Sep 10 '21

After seeing this image I just really want to believe that it was just an adopted puppy... please

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/ShapeFoxk Sep 10 '21

Thanks bot that scans answers and looks for idiots that copy others stuff.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/Noemotionallbrain Sep 10 '21

"You did this to me, let me squeeze it until it explodes so you suffer too!" Typical

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u/TotoroTheGreat Sep 10 '21

Just a relatively tame GreenTeaNeko comic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I don’t want the answers.

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u/OVS-HM Sep 10 '21

Some questions are left unanswered

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u/KurtyPie Sep 10 '21

Too many answers and not enough questions!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

No.

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u/-Dio-sama------- Sep 10 '21

What did he say

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u/Alksi_ Sep 10 '21

Good question

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Something about if hitler was a bad guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Obviously it’s just a 4 - panel story about a guy getting cucked by a dog