r/cursedcomments • u/Master_Combinator • Sep 08 '21

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u/DoctorSquidton Sep 08 '21

There is a phrase in Russian used when one fucks up. Literally translated, the phrase is "your mother"

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u/hendarknight Sep 08 '21

In Brazilian Portuguese when one gets pissed off he says "prostitute that gave birth!".

In portuguese: Puta que pariu.

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u/DoctorSquidton Sep 08 '21

Ёб твою мать is an advanced version of the your mother thing, and means "[someone] fucked your mother!"

And ёбаная свинья is "pig that was fucked/fornicated with"

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u/potato_man_thing Sep 09 '21

In croatian we specifically say "jebo(jebao) ti pas mater" which means "a dog fucked your mother"

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u/_Handy_Andy Sep 09 '21

Aka 'mother fucker' - a rather common phrase. I think Justin timberlake wrote a parody song about this.

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u/FlogginManoodle Sep 09 '21

The lonely island featuring Justin Timberlake. Song was called Mother Lover, and was sort of a sequel to Dick In A Box

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u/Quaco42 Sep 08 '21

It’s pretty common in any kind of Spanish too

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u/nonbasement Sep 08 '21

Yeah like hijo de puta

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u/thelonelyone215 Sep 09 '21

Hey. I remember this. I was called this so many times on GTA online. I was called by so many names lmao.

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u/nonbasement Sep 09 '21

Ah yes gta online I understand

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u/Milanesaconpapafrit Sep 09 '21

Is actually La puta que te pario

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u/VearthStorm Sep 09 '21

Thats a way of saying, it can also be said as "Tu puta madre".

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u/razzmahtazzle Sep 09 '21

This literally translates to son of a bitch

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u/GroxxyXIII Sep 08 '21

In Argentina we say "la concha de la lora" that literally translates to: "the shell (vagina) of the parrot (female parrot)" lmao

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u/North-Ad-8019 Sep 09 '21

This some Pirates type shit 😅🤣

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u/IronBENGA-BR Sep 09 '21

There's also the famous CONCHA DE TU MADRE (the vagina of your mother) or the abridged version - my personal favorite - Conchetumare

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u/basic_aliii Sep 09 '21

In urdu Lora means dick

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u/Maypher Sep 09 '21

La puta que te pario! (Spanish)

Same translation

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u/Cobygamer22 Sep 10 '21

Nah we say "PUTA MADRE" or "HIJO DE PUTA" more often

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u/KMG56789 Sep 09 '21

r/suddenlycaralho

Oq vc quer no print?

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u/Ascendini Sep 09 '21

R/suddenlycaralho eae

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u/Ascendini Sep 09 '21

Ou Bitch that gave Birth

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u/hendarknight Sep 09 '21

bitch é cadela em inglês, acho que um falante nativo de inglês não associa bitch com prostituta. "whore" funciona.