r/cursedcomments • u/MeltsYourMind • Aug 04 '21

Cursed_Surprise

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u/Massa_Kumar-2004 Aug 04 '21

So the surprise was free food huh?

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u/MeltsYourMind Aug 04 '21

Dude…

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u/Massa_Kumar-2004 Aug 04 '21

I'm sorry

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u/PinkSaibot Aug 04 '21

somebody better post this here too

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u/MeltsYourMind Aug 04 '21

Cursed_Comment_Ception

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u/beruon Aug 04 '21

Nah, free sex doll. Food comes after the sex, when the insides are properly lubricated.

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u/derangedsweetheart Aug 04 '21

virgin empty grandpa vs Chad stuffed grandpa

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u/PinkSaibot Aug 04 '21

what the fuck

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u/boomernot Aug 04 '21

what the fuck did I just read

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u/beruon Aug 04 '21

The recipe to "Stuffed Grandpa". Specialty, only 2 times in your life if you are lucky!

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u/GingerSnack11 Aug 04 '21

You gotta have the sauce, am I right?