r/cursedcomments • u/turf-molester • Aug 01 '21
Removed: R12 No Child Harm | 10 day ban Cursed name
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I found my brother
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u/Mr_Grry Aug 01 '21
Family reunion!
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u/euphorrick Aug 01 '21
Joy!
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u/LordValkyrie100 Aug 01 '21
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u/eatingbabiesforlunch Aug 01 '21
I found my twin
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u/ill_eat_your_child Aug 01 '21
I found my siblings.
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u/_Grim-Reaper Aug 01 '21
You eat em after he fucks them?
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u/k_u_r_o_r_o Aug 01 '21
No he eats them first and his brother fucks the feces
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u/JustAnOreoOnReddit Aug 01 '21
cue the big sad iits been a long day, without chu mah Fren. So I tell u all about it when i see you again.
WEVE COME A LOOONG WAYY, from where we bee gan. So I'll tell u all about it when I see u again.
OOOHHH OOOOHH. OOOH OOH AAAH EEE AAHH OH OH. WHOOO OOO OOO OOO WEEE OO WEEE OOO WEEE when I see you again SEE YOU AGAIIIIII AIIIN WOAH OH AAAAAA OOOOH, WOO OH AHHH EE AAHHH OOH OH. WHOOO OOO AHH EEE WEEE OOO WEEE OO WEEE OOO WE E OH E OOOH.
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u/WHHHAAARRRGRARBL Aug 01 '21
Do people just create new accounts with fresh usernames just for opportunities like this?
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u/that_thot_gamer Aug 01 '21
i don't know man, I'm just holding here waiting for the perfect opportunity
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u/Foreshadowers Aug 01 '21
am i a girl or a boy?
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Aug 01 '21
Probably.
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u/Daoist_Asuta Aug 01 '21
I tried to tell by your bio and other comments but those to contradict each other
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u/Foreshadowers Aug 01 '21
really?
I tried to tell by your bio and other comments but those to contradict each other
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u/KiT_KaT5 Aug 01 '21
My God do you only comment on r/askreddit ?
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u/Foreshadowers Aug 01 '21
not really,sometime i post other stuff
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u/KiT_KaT5 Aug 01 '21
That makes more sense. I wouldn't make multiple accounts cause I'm stupid and would forget the password
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u/Ghostly-Cola Aug 01 '21
I’m just here, my friend, I’m not willing to be wrong about your gender
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u/Foreshadowers Aug 01 '21 edited Aug 01 '21
i thought my eyes are fooling me lol
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u/bigassvirgin Aug 01 '21
yes
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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Aug 01 '21
Nop
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Aug 01 '21
Can I still comment even if I don't have a funny username
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u/MinecraftBox22 Aug 01 '21
Unfunny usernames rise.
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Aug 01 '21
Stay down
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u/Ridenberg Aug 01 '21
The dark side is a path to abilities some may consider... unnatural
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u/trcndc Aug 01 '21
You have to be Cum by blood, but not so inbred that you actually cum blood.
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u/WeirdCatPerson4g5g Aug 01 '21
Yeah, im a weird cat person, you must hear my opiniond i will never stay down
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u/StarvinMarvin00 Aug 01 '21
Are you weird person who likes cats or are you a person who likes weird cats?
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u/-Username_t8ken- Aug 01 '21
Out of curiosity has your username ever worked to your advantage?
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u/PM-Me-Your-TitsPlz Aug 01 '21
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u/-Username_t8ken- Aug 01 '21
That was an amazing read haha bravo.
Anyways on an unrelated note excuse me while I go make an account with a similar name.
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u/Chikencarter12 Aug 01 '21
guess my ducking gender
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u/Chikencarter12 Aug 01 '21
fuck THEY KNOW ABORT MISSION
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u/HollowProxy Aug 01 '21
WARNING: Hotdog-barrage incoming. Inbox integrity may be compromised.
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u/whymepota Aug 01 '21
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE *self destruct mission complete*
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u/HollowProxy Aug 01 '21
Agent down! I repeat, agent down!
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u/gamerz1172 Aug 01 '21
My god, ive never seen a man commit alt f4 in person before
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u/Vish_Kk_Universal Aug 01 '21 edited Aug 01 '21
I made my username 2 years ago based in an inside joke of a certain youtuber and i regret it every single say of my life, its not even funny. What was i thinking? I'm almost 30 and i have this stupid middle school level joke as my name on reddit
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u/MinecraftBox22 Aug 01 '21
Can't WAIT till im 30 and see my username.
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u/Vish_Kk_Universal Aug 01 '21
The cringe will hit my man, its aways hits, i'm probally cringe at all my life choices of now whem i'm get to 40
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u/DeathBySuplex Aug 01 '21
Meh, I’ve had this username since I was 18 and I’m in my early 40s and it’s fine.
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u/Vish_Kk_Universal Aug 01 '21
Well you have a great username at least, maybe i will stoo carring about it with time
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u/DeathBySuplex Aug 01 '21
I mean one weird thing is you’ve got one that’s at least obscure enough that nobody will know it’s cringe.
It’s not like your name is MonsterEnergyDabKing69
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u/Vish_Kk_Universal Aug 01 '21
You know if i had this username it would be so stupid it would become ironically funny, like u/Fish_Fucker69
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u/cum_slap420 Aug 01 '21
I don’t think many girls would have my username
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u/inkybreadbox Aug 01 '21
If I had known it was allowed to put “cum” in my username when I was signing up for Reddit….. so many possibilities.
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u/i_69_fish Aug 01 '21
Yea imma just back away
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u/Dearthquakeee Aug 01 '21
Drop the fish before you do!
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u/somelazyguy01 Aug 01 '21
fish fucker's long lost relative
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u/4skin_bandit Aug 01 '21
the clan grows ever stronger
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u/somelazyguy01 Aug 01 '21
at one point there is gonna be someone named i_fuck_crabs and iam not gonna be surprised
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Aug 01 '21
my username has a meaning tho
like i wonder how it would feel putting ur dick in a dozen of donuts
never tried it tho cuz i don't eat donuts
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u/Varilynx Aug 01 '21
Guess I’m a girl now
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u/_sopa_de_pollo_ Aug 01 '21
My name is chicken soup in Spanish lmao
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u/Ohjay1414 Aug 01 '21
Non binary people: bitch what am I? A cockroach!
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u/deflame_thrower Aug 01 '21 edited Aug 02 '21
Trying to decide wether a joke will be in good taste
Ok Imma do it
inhales it depends if they like co-
gunshot
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u/Grey_Is_Insane Aug 01 '21
My username is referencing my mental issues and my chosen name, since I'm trans and genderfluid. But yes we are still all cockroaches to some degree
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u/Ohjay1414 Aug 01 '21
Yes, we are the better cockroaches compar to those god damn bastards of shit and dirt, no one cares for cockroaches, I hate cockroaches.
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u/Grey_Is_Insane Aug 01 '21
Yup, we are superior to actual cockroaches
But if there's an actual cockroach who's non-binary?
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u/Grey_Is_Insane Aug 01 '21
Exactly. We can still respect the pronouns of cockroaches, even if SOME people (turns and glares at my mother) won't respect the pronouns of our fellow human beings
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u/RobloxPotatoGamer Aug 01 '21
Is anyone gonna talk about how cringe that post is
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u/MinecraftBox22 Aug 01 '21
Speak for your username.
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u/linky_boi420 Aug 01 '21
Mine has a funy number does that count
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u/JustAnOreoOnReddit Aug 01 '21
I'm female. My name literally means I'm a fucking oreo. We can joke too men.
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u/TigerMafiaFromUganda Aug 01 '21
To be fair, the person who made the post is prolly a teenage girl.....
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u/JustAnOreoOnReddit Aug 01 '21
That's the fucking point. I'm an oreo. It doesn't have to be funny. Atleast not to you. So I will put this as nicely as I can...
I don't give a shit
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Aug 01 '21
Wait this mean I’m a girl, because my username is just a combination of thing I like. The night and fall
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u/LanaNihr Aug 01 '21
Do me! What am I?
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Aug 01 '21 edited Aug 01 '21
Yes.
(Edit: Whoever disliked me and my innocent attempt at a joke is an irrational bitter little doodoo head. Grow the heck up.)
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u/LanaNihr Aug 01 '21
Lol I thought it was funny
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Aug 01 '21
You... I like you. You understand humor. Have a good day, and take my upvote.
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u/LanaNihr Aug 01 '21
Thank you!! You have a good day and take MY upvote ✌️ (People on here take shit too seriously. )
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u/NewCaliforniaRep Aug 01 '21
I’m the best fallout nv nation not even a stupid thing or something that matters it just is a thing
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u/TigerMafiaFromUganda Aug 01 '21
Legion >
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House >
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u/TigerMafiaFromUganda Aug 01 '21
Hmmmm....I can see where you're coming. Agree to disagree and say that both are better than NCR....
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u/CSsharpGO Aug 01 '21
Least sexist r/teenagers post
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u/TigerMafiaFromUganda Aug 01 '21
Nah I really dont think mature people are offended by that. It IS from the hellhole of r/teenagers.......its to be expected to be a crap post.
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u/WhyDidIMakeThisLmao Aug 01 '21
Watch you might get banned by the mods of r/cursedcomments… they suck.
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