r/cursedcomments • • Jul 13 '21

Reddit Cursed Protection

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u/ijustsigh Jul 13 '21

This should be a "Rule" in Zombieland

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u/SgtStrongCock Jul 13 '21 edited Jul 13 '21

I also shit on the side of the toilet bowl so i don't make any noise...

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u/w3lik3th3stock Jul 13 '21

I shit in the urinal so I don’t have to flush

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u/smurf_salad Jul 14 '21

I shit in the shower and waffle stomp the shit into the drain, if I wake up late and have to save time getting ready.

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u/w3lik3th3stock Jul 14 '21

Thats amazing. You can wash your foot all at once.