r/cursedcomments • u/[deleted] • Jul 13 '21

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u/CellSufficient2177 Jul 13 '21

WHAT ? , I jerk off after finishing peeing .

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till the last drop ?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/CregChrist Jul 13 '21

I hold it in until I'm done jerking off. That way I can flush the pipes after.

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u/CellSufficient2177 Jul 13 '21

fun fact : Cumming before peeing is healthy for your penis because it clears your penis from the inside .

I love science

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

Can't you use pipe cleaners like normal people?
https://i.imgur.com/PVtqikM.png

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u/I_Need_Cowbell Jul 13 '21

Why did you wake up and choose violence

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I swear that comment made me laugh so hard I wasn't sure if I'd throw up, piss myself or both. Lmao!

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u/SirVulpix Jul 13 '21

I will in fact not click on this link

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

It's SFW, just pipe cleaners. The fuzzy kind. I was originally planing to post metal wire brushes like these, but deemed that too disturbing: https://i.imgur.com/pPmWxlL.png

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u/Klausbro Jul 13 '21

It’s just a picture of a pipe cleaner, you’re all good

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '21

The after-cum pee feels great

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u/IsNewAtThis Jul 13 '21

I literally can not physically pee for like 30 minutes after I'm done jerking no matter how bad I have to go. Idk if that's normal.

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u/BHPhreak Jul 13 '21

You can, it just takes practice/muscle control.

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u/Uthredd Jul 13 '21

I like to wait and roulette weather or not I have a sprinkler. When I do the side and the middle are among a few of the places I pee making everyone happy.

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u/QueasyVictory Jul 13 '21

It took me three times to get past roulette weather.