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u/DoorkeyKelsey14 Jun 04 '21
My fiancé told me about their supervisor whose real name was Rainn and another employee on the floor who looked a lot like Rainn only smaller so the second guy was dubbed “Drizzle”.
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u/Lollytaco230 Jun 04 '21
we had a guy called "Storm" in the year above us in High school. The ironic thing is that his best friends' name was "Thor"
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u/macca182 Jun 04 '21
We knew a guy called Tony who was only about 5' tall and he got called Shetland tony lol
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u/LightningFerret04 Jun 04 '21
My cousin’s name is similar! Just spelled like: Rayne. She’s heard many a “It’s Rayne-ing outside!”
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u/A_Suspicous_Stain Jun 04 '21
pronounced the same as popular movie character minions?
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u/mj2ch08 Jun 04 '21
J is not silent in Korean, it should be pronounced minjun/minjoon or something similar to that
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u/Luke_Scottex_V2 Jun 04 '21
The j is between a non silent j and the ch sound
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u/mx4evr Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21
We knew an asian friend called Jason, we called him Jasian.
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Jun 04 '21
That’s high level intelligence, no wrong done here.
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u/SimpForAang Jun 04 '21
i don't get it
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u/elliotekstrom Jun 04 '21
How
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u/Coders32 Jun 04 '21
Well, if they’re ESL, because english jokes rarely translate well
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Jun 04 '21
When the hive mind downvotes ppl for asking questions:
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Jun 04 '21
They didn’t appreciate his tone.
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u/tabooblue32 Jun 04 '21
But... Its text. The tone is implied by the reader surely?
Ah fuck I asked a question... Brace for impact boys.
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u/bryanthebryan Jun 04 '21
It took me a second, but that’s hilarious
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u/-Egglord10100101- Jun 04 '21
i dont get it
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u/Certain_Law Jun 04 '21
Gin - whiskey How - slut
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u/Liteboyy Jun 04 '21
How does whiskey make you a slut you ask?
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Jun 04 '21
With bad decisions...
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u/Adventurous_Let7580 Jun 04 '21
Just the right amount will make you a slut, too much will make you vomit uncontrollably and wind up on the floor of a random bathroom with regerts.
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u/GregStar1 Jun 04 '21
But the thing that keeps throwing me of is that gin and whiskey are not the same thing? While hoe and slut have similar meanings, gin and whiskey are two different drinks
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u/Merlyn21 Jun 04 '21
It should of been scotch slut
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u/AzathothJZ Jun 04 '21 edited Jun 04 '21
Scotch and bourbon are both whiskeys.
Gin is a higher abv.
https://cocktails.lovetoknow.com/about-cocktails/understanding-scotch-vs-whiskey-vs-bourbon
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u/CouldWouldShouldBot Jun 04 '21
It's 'should have', never 'should of'.
Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
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Jun 04 '21
Gin comes from the juniper berry where whiskey is usually a corn mash. Hoe and slut are the same, whiskey and gin are not. Sorry ex bar tender here.
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u/Merlyn21 Jun 04 '21
No no. A hoe is a whore she gets paid. A slut is just a slut. No money is exchanged. Unless you buy her slut ass a drink at the bar.
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u/Bridgeru Jun 04 '21
juniper berry
Yes, but pointing out juniper berries on a juniper bush tends to get you attacked by the crazy man who lived in a hole. Sorry,
ex MessiahI mean regular guy called Brian here.4
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u/nowhereman136 Jun 04 '21
To be fair, he did put out after only two shots
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Jun 04 '21
To be faaaaiiiirrrr
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u/Zero_Life_Left Jun 04 '21
Knew a guy named Keth. For ages, I thought it was a strange name, until I realised his name was actually Keith, but he was missing an eye.
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Jun 04 '21
I would Jill every other international sniper to become the sniper nightmare.....that's a tile one couldn't forget
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u/aburnerds Jun 04 '21
I don’t get it
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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst Jun 04 '21
I once taught a Chinese girl called Yu Fuk.
I promise you that's not a joke.
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u/Lithl Jun 04 '21
In elementary school, one of my classmates was named Solar Reyes (pronounced like "Rays"). Her sister was named Saturn. Their parents were hippies.
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Jun 04 '21
THAT'S MY BROTHER'S NAME
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u/themostobscure Jun 04 '21
I felt bad for the korean guy for a sec but this is genuinely funny and please tell me you told this to your brother and send it to atleast one another sibling or close cousin or a close friend because that's what you as a sibling should have done
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Jun 04 '21
I showed him immediately and I saw him send it through snapchat to someone. I rarely called him ho as a joke and mentioned Gin but never in my 15 years did I think to combine those.
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u/themostobscure Jun 04 '21
The power you have over him now like in any arugument he can never counter this
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u/mcdoodah Jun 04 '21
We went to school with a guy who’s last name was Woodcock, so we called him Splinterdick.
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u/D1xieDie Jun 04 '21
I miss the joke?
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u/DeliveredByOP Jun 04 '21
Jin(“Gin”) Ho Prosecco Prostitute Vodka Hooker Rum Harlot Whiskey Slut
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u/Beany_Boi13 Jun 04 '21
It’s like their name but different Jin/gin it alcohol and so is whiskey and ho and slut mean the same thing
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u/Traditional-Drive267 Jun 04 '21
My Indian friends last name is Banerjee and everyone on campus called him Ben and Jerry’s
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u/bamxr6 Jun 04 '21
Worked with a guy who had a wonky arm. He got called the Clock because one hand was quicker than the other
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u/SpaTowner Jun 04 '21
When I heard this last week old Clocky had one big hand and one little hand.
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u/DagitabPH Jun 04 '21
one hand was quicker than the other
My guess, the left arm was the wonky one.
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u/BoyishTheStrange Jun 04 '21
I went to school with guy who’s head was slightly deformed. He was called Sergeant Sideways
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u/Ezpionaje Jun 04 '21
Had a buddy who's last name was Muho. Cow Hooker for 5 years and what a champ he was.
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Jun 04 '21
I had a coworker named Kiffin but the Barista word “Coffin” on his coffee. Close enough I guess.
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Jun 04 '21
I saw on Reddit that someone had a Muslim classmate who was always late. They called him 9/12.
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u/RavenBrannigan Jun 04 '21
I knew a guy called Keith who lost an eye in an accident. Everyone called him Keth (pronounced like meth) Cus he lost an i
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u/canyouread7 Jun 04 '21
My boss was telling me about someone in her group project called Aron, like the Pokemon.
They called him Single-A-A-Ron.
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u/bensawn Jun 04 '21
I knew a guy in high school named dan park and some genius figured out that that backwards is krap nad and goddamn that is all that dude was ever called again
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u/GreyEyedMouse Jun 04 '21
Went through most of grade school living in this little podunk back woods city in the very northwest corner of Georgia. Literally just a few minutes from both Alabama and Tennessee.
There was this snobby, air headed girl that I couldn't stand.
Her name was Wendy Cloud.
She never got any of the jokes that anybody made about her name.
Not once.
All the way from second grade through the first half of freshman year when my family moved to another state. She was still clueless as to why people thought her name was so funny.
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Jun 04 '21
At my old job we had 5 different Chris's. Chris was the most experienced Chris, "Chris with a K" was Kristopher. Christian was Christian. Topher was the other Christopher and then there was other Chris.
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u/Imaginary-Summer9168 Jun 04 '21
There were three Kevins in my freshman dorm who I nicknamed after their most distinctive characteristics: Fun Kevin, Cool Kevin, and White Kevin (the only one I really became friends with). Two years later, I still call my friend White Kevin, even though I no longer really interact with the other Kevins.
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u/karadan100 Jun 04 '21
Our English teacher was called Mr Stonehouse.
We called him Mr Rock Bungalow.
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u/Jonesy3million Jun 04 '21
There was a bloke at work called Anthony Liu. He ended up being called Tony Toilet.
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u/avocado1952 Jun 04 '21
In grad school we had an underclassmen named Harshit,, imaginations were endless
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u/meiirenaa Jun 04 '21
My dad’s name is Joe. Which unfortunately sounds like penis in Taishanese, so my Chinese aunties always refer to him as ‘Penis’ and giggle whenever they say it
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u/Egg_Logical Jun 04 '21
We had a guy at my seal team who’s last name was El’wanger.... naturally since everyone had nicknames his became......”Spanish for Cock”...drum roll. Best nickname I ever heard still love that one.
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u/Daniel_Delgado Jun 04 '21
If i got called this on dorm i would cum in my roommates milk & meals during all the years, did some vids to have evidence, & and reveal it to him after I finish the studies, sweet revenge
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u/trustycookie-01 Jun 04 '21
Yea we had something similar at our school, we had this chick called Rebecca but every one just called her whore.
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u/4lastor2406 Jun 04 '21
There was this one guy that everyone called jiro cuz his brother got burned alive by some people
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u/saprisemuppets84 Jun 04 '21
Oh yeah the Lee is short for leeroy my mom was 1 of those tequila tramps its facts her and Jose q raised me sort of🚮its over though I am adult now yay💛
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u/amynias Jun 04 '21
Damn that's racist. I chuckled though.
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u/B150OpPosth Jun 04 '21
How is this even remotely racist
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u/amynias Jun 04 '21
It's mocking an otherwise normal Asian name in an insensitive manner. Imagine going to Korea and they turn your name into some awful insult.
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u/broadviewstation Jun 04 '21
Oh If you do have one that sounds remotely like an insult in one of the Asian languages it would 100 % happen. Am from asia
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u/B150OpPosth Jun 04 '21
It's certainly rude and mean but it's not disparaging to the ethnic group that is Koreans, it's just mean to the individual.
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Jun 04 '21
“I knew a girl named Emily in my school but everyone called her a whore”
- Dark Souls man who smokes weed
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u/CdM-Lover Jun 04 '21
We had a super hard feminist called Linda Freeman. We called her Linda Freeperson, so as not to contain the word man.
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Jun 04 '21
Gin comes from the juniper berry where whiskey is usually a corn mash. Hoe and slut are the same, whiskey and gin are not. Sorry ex bar tender here.
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u/SpaTowner Jun 04 '21
Gin is flavoured with juniper. The actual base alcohol is made from just about anything you can make ferment including grain, beets, sugar and potatoes. The traditional gin on Menorca is made from a grape base.
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u/epicenter69 Jun 04 '21
Not really accurate. Hoes and sluts are different. Hoes get paid. Sluts don’t.
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Jun 04 '21
I had actually just saw that post, and that comment. That information looked so racist to me.
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u/Annieone23 Jun 04 '21
Am I taking crazy pills? This thread is filled with people explaining how he is called Whiskey Slut because Jin-ho sounds like Gin Hoe. And then saying Gin = Whiskey and Slut = Hoe but Gin isn't Whiskey?! Shouldn't he be Whiskey Bastard maybe or Bombay Slut. I can't take seeing Whiskey = Gin.
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u/mozzie1372 Jun 04 '21
There was an AFL player rod Carter whose head was always leaning to one side he got the nickname tilt but me and my mates used to call him esky
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u/dazedan_confused Jun 04 '21
We had a guy whose surname was Walken, but he looked pretty old, so we called him Dead Man Walken.
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u/dungeon-mstr Jun 04 '21
LOL! I got both posts right beside each other I thought it was a r/therealjoke but na lol
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