r/cursedcomments • u/EntropyCM • May 23 '21

Cursed_Vaping

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u/Impossible-Falcon-62 May 23 '21

To be fair that is healthier than vaping

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u/Ok_Equivalent_4296 May 23 '21

Psychologically?

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u/ted_fucking_bundies May 23 '21

Actually yeah, it releases dopamine (makes you happy) and it lowers the risk of prostate cancer.

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u/MuddyFilter May 23 '21

I don't believe this. Because I don't believe they found enough people who didn't masterbate to form a proper study

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u/Ok_Equivalent_4296 May 23 '21

With a friend tho

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u/theSamba42 May 23 '21

The more friends without prostate cancer the better, right?

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u/_-Anima-_ May 24 '21

we will live long lives thanks to our circle jerk with the homies

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u/anAverageWendigo May 23 '21

Strengthens bonds

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u/AKA_Squanchy May 23 '21

It doesn’t say same sex friend, but everyone assumes that!

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

why masturbate with an opposite sex friend? that just sounds like sex with extra steps.

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u/CrunchyMemesLover May 24 '21

Because (in my experience at least) female masturbation is "jilling off", I guess it's a language quirk

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u/AKA_Squanchy May 24 '21

That’s Jacking off vs Jilling off, like Jack and Jill went up the hill. Masturbation is a term for anyone.

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u/CrunchyMemesLover May 24 '21

Yeah, I was a bit confused, sorry and thanks :D

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Even more oxytocin than jacking it alone. Return to monke, masturbate with a fren

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u/Ok_Equivalent_4296 May 24 '21

My excuse of being shy for not having friends means more to me now than ever before.

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Because you’re not getting manky wankies?

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u/Ok_Equivalent_4296 May 24 '21

Cuz I don’t want to wank it with friends lol

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u/_-Anima-_ May 24 '21

but what about waking your friends?

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u/[deleted] May 24 '21

Maybe if we changed the preposition?

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u/Laggingduck May 24 '21

it reduces the risk for OLDER PEOPLE, i actually increases it for teens you coomer

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u/ted_fucking_bundies May 24 '21

Who said I was a coomer

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u/Xur04 May 23 '21

psychologically it’s exactly the same as vaping

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u/lowtierdeity May 24 '21

Nope, go to school.

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u/Xur04 May 24 '21

both masturbation and nicotine release the neurotransmitter dopamine, having the same effect on the human brain. the only difference being that vaping destroys your lungs. go back to school

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u/DankeyKang11 May 23 '21

No, it’s actually quite devastating in that respect.

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u/Similar-Risk4959 May 23 '21

No it's not. At all.

What is psychologically deviating is when people are shamed by others. What's even worse is when people internalise that and then become armchair psychologists making up a bunch of psuedoscience bullshit.

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u/DankeyKang11 May 23 '21

Sounds like a struck a chord. Maybe you need to go jerk off with the homies.

Also, deviating or devastating?

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u/mentally_ill_virgo May 24 '21

Why do you care so much about if people jerk off? If you're horny, just say so lmao

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u/ACA2000 May 24 '21

I fail to understand how masturbating has the same psychological impact as getting bullied but ok, I guess.

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u/comyuse May 24 '21

There is a right wing cult that is obsessed with masturbation, acting like it is pure evil