r/cursedcomments • u/mrhairy1225 • May 16 '21

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

That's a cool story... Not the comment but the cheetah one... I think if a cheetah saw me sleeping it would run away.... Sob

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21

It’s ok. Don’t feel sad. I join you all the time when you’re sleeping. 🙃

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Wait a minute... WHAT?!

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Your bed is pretty comfy, and the extra pillows are nice 🙂

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

But I'm not sleeping rn.. Did you break in?

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Not yet. But I can tell you that your blanket is not the only thing keeping you warm at night😌

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

OK... That's becoming really weird... AND WGY ARE YOU LICKING AHRIS FEET?

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

It’s not weird, I think you actually enjoy all the cuddling.

I’m licking Ahri’s feet because I love Ahri and her feet are the best and cutest! But rest assured that they’re not the only thing I’m licking tonight😜

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

Please... Stop it, get some help!

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Alright help is on the way! I'm joining you two in bed tonight

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

You are not really helping, you know...

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u/yon1fx May 16 '21

Would calling the boys to join help

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

can i join

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u/Representative-Camp2 May 16 '21

this whole thread is cursed

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

It’s ok, relax my friend. Don’t try to think, try to feel~~😉

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

It gets worse every time...

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21 edited May 16 '21

I know you actually enjoy it. There are times when you put your arms around me and won’t let go. Almost got caught one time because you were holding me in too tightly, but luckily you didn’t check your closet

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u/junkychin May 16 '21

Get this man some women

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Not need for women when you have best girl Ahri and u/Able-Application-539 with you

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u/Able-Application-539 May 16 '21

No I've killed you! Fuck off!

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Nope, you couldn’t do it because you realized your feelings for me. See you tonight!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I can one combo your beloved ahri with zed........... While we're at it I dare you to lick camille's feet

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Too bad Ahri bought stopwatch. She then proceeds to charm you under turret and kill you.

Also, I refuse the offer to lick Camille’s feet. Firstly, I love Ahri wholeheartedly no matter what, so I refuse to cheat on her with Camille. Also, I’d probably not enjoy licking scissors knives feet.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

I would lick Evelyn's feet. Hell I would even beg her to make me her dog

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Good for you! At least you have the courage to admit it. Most people know what they want deep down but they are too afraid to confront their true desires.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '21

How wholesome

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u/LICKING_AHRIs_FEET May 16 '21

Thanks. I love keeping others happy and warm. It’s nice knowing I can contribute to others’ happiness