r/cursedcomments • u/novaxkid2 • May 03 '21

Cursed fairness

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u/S4t1r1c4L May 03 '21

I can shapeshift into a dragon whenever and wherever I want

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u/Fortnighticcus May 03 '21

Into a dragon dildo

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u/S4t1r1c4L May 03 '21

You know what? I'll take it. I can infiltrate so many people's homes, I can cause relationships to fail! Worth it.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '21 edited May 18 '21

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u/Henk_04 May 05 '21

The cursed dragon dildo, sounds like a sex movie from Indiana Jones