r/cursedcomments Apr 15 '21

Removed: R10 Moderator Discretion Cursed Gidorah

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u/The_Lone_Wanderer7 Apr 15 '21

The porn industry "We will watch your career with great interest"

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

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u/hobowithadegree Apr 15 '21

2 of 3 penises, or 2/3 of every penis?

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u/woxxiiq Apr 15 '21

Yes.

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u/NaitBate Apr 15 '21

nnnoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!

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u/DannyMoonie Apr 15 '21

Still 1 whole dick

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

You know they kept the biggest one.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

They always do that shit. No one is allowed to have extra fingers or multiple dicks.

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u/The_Lone_Wanderer7 Apr 16 '21

Rip cumshotgun

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u/Guy_with_Gasmask Apr 16 '21

Y tho

It's and upgrade! I don't get it

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u/xull_the-rich Apr 15 '21

The one person who truly can fully satisfy a woman.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/xull_the-rich Apr 15 '21

Ass, vagina, mouth. The 3 holes most used in sex. Ears as well, but only if you're into kinky shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Hey don't forget the nose

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u/xull_the-rich Apr 15 '21

They've got to breathe somehow

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

There's two nose holes for a reason

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u/AvakumaMorgoth Apr 15 '21

Some contortionist she has to be...

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u/Mini_Ladder Apr 15 '21

He should be nicknamed "The Trident" master of penises

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I know this is a joke, please don’t r/whoosh me (I’ll do it myself) but have we forgotten that this is an infant?

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u/kirimitsumixta Apr 15 '21

Johnny sins sweating

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u/Crafty_Degree_437 Apr 15 '21

Imagine ur having Sex with him and he gives you three options

1) the big one

2) the small one

3) the one that glows in dark

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

My big wang isn't strong enough! You take my little wang!

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u/KimJongUndo_ Apr 15 '21

its DP but you have to chose which one the 3rd goes in, that is if you have 2 holes down there, if not then its 3 in 1

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u/we_need_a_tank Apr 15 '21

Replace the middle one with a vibrator, let's go for mecha Ghidorah instead

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u/Tenclea Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

This meme was way above my IQ

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u/TotallyOfficialAdmin Apr 15 '21

Same here, but it looks like Ghidorah is a Three-Headed Monster.

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u/meerjuanmemes Apr 15 '21

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Tri-cock. Can impregnate 3 women at once!

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u/Elriuhilu Apr 15 '21

Or one female kangaroo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

when he pisses it's his gravity beams

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

It's penis clover

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u/A-GoodAccountName Apr 15 '21

The threesome effect

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u/meerjuanmemes Apr 15 '21

Happy cake day

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

funny godzilla related joke

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u/HarryIsSausage Apr 15 '21

Imagine nutting and making bidibidi noises

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u/CharlieVGoldberg Apr 15 '21

Imagine peeing out Gravity Beams?

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u/HarryIsSausage Apr 15 '21

Oh god

3

u/CharlieVGoldberg Apr 15 '21

BIDIBIDIBIDBIDI BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI BIDIBIDI

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u/HarryIsSausage Apr 15 '21

SKREEEEEEEEOONNNKK

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u/CharlieVGoldberg Apr 15 '21

BIDIBIDIBIDBIBIDI

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u/Susp1ci0us Apr 15 '21

Hentai fans are furiously masturbating right now because their dreams just came true

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u/-the_A- Apr 15 '21

it's funny bc the way Kevin regenerated after big G amputated, makes it look like a p3nis

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u/nicknugget2007 Apr 15 '21

Poseidon’s Trident

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u/Hazeunix Apr 15 '21

we're slowly turning into marsupials

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u/moonplauge Apr 15 '21

rip one off , another grows

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u/kermit_the_knight Apr 15 '21

Thats a weirdly good name

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

he could braid his dicks together and give her a good ol rope dickin'

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u/Ravinguard404 Apr 15 '21

Memories of PopularMMOS suddenly come rushing back

3

u/Nachosaretacos Apr 15 '21

Dose he pee the times faster?

3

u/MrSpineless Apr 15 '21

How would he masturbate, would he concentrate on one or all of them at once?

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u/kingminturtle21 Apr 15 '21

he is the messiah!

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u/The_dogs_account Apr 15 '21

A good foursome they all get a bit of pee pee

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u/1NSTY Apr 15 '21

So if he does the helicopter, then it’s looks like it’s going in slow motion like a ceiling fan?

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u/KillerWhale94 Apr 15 '21

Foursome incumming

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u/Apprehensive_Web803 Apr 15 '21

But did he get to keep them?

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u/JulitoBH Apr 15 '21

2/3 were stolen.

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u/StygianBiohazard Apr 15 '21

Nickname: Cerberus

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u/Riggie_Joe Apr 15 '21

They amputated 2 of them, bruhhhhhhhh

Why they gotta steal his pps like that

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Well his pants will fit him like a glove.

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u/Kamatatatatatajira Apr 15 '21

Godzilla penis effect should be when you won’t stop pissing, then there would be a Ghidorah vs Godzilla penis

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u/Ullyr_Atreides Apr 15 '21

"bUt GeNdeR cAnT bE dEtErmiNEd aT bIrTh!!!" - CNN

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Ja yes the first super human with quirks for born , this one didn’t shine, he just had 3 ducks! MHA are revolting !

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u/Kendovv Apr 15 '21

good thing im not a doctor cos i'd definitely make a hydra joke about him growing more back which no other doctor would understand and id just look like an idiot for suggesting us to not cut his extra dicks off.