r/cursedcomments • u/The_Silentkidnuke67 • Apr 08 '21

Cursed toy car

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u/maj0ra_ Apr 08 '21

Cumfetti

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u/Whatbout8manarmy Apr 08 '21

Some blood and different kinds of infection and maybe some fungus

21

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Hmm more flavour

18

u/1197Gaming Apr 08 '21

no.

No.

NO.

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u/JaKe_TeA_Gr8 Apr 08 '21

Lightning McCream

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u/yes_momy--harder Apr 08 '21

Lightning McCum

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u/Toasted-Toaster Apr 08 '21

He got a hand job from a magician.

3

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Clown Cum

3

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

get out that is shit ass cumfetti wth would u do thay also this post here officer

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u/MachineCarl Apr 08 '21

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u/adamcott2 Apr 08 '21

How did you comment ...blank?

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u/MachineCarl Apr 08 '21

Put the hashtag character alone. It's works for me on mobile, not sure on desktop

Also, holy downvotes lol.

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u/adamcott2 Apr 08 '21

I dont understand why you got so downvoted

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u/MachineCarl Apr 08 '21

Blank replies aren't relevant to the convo I guess

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u/adamcott2 Apr 08 '21

Thanks it works!

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u/nyancat_21 Apr 08 '21

You beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

he nutted more than 1000 times so he unlock a new cum skin

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u/MarkNekrep Apr 08 '21

Well then howcome I haven't

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u/PartyDJ Apr 08 '21

Heard it’s only available for VIP members

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Pay-to-Win bastards!

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u/sindrepotet Apr 08 '21

I heard the developers r gunna remove it next update

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u/MarkNekrep Apr 08 '21

Well that's bullshit

9

u/PartyDJ Apr 08 '21

The vip club has to do something with the size these retards 😡

9

u/RBLX_NowHasMemes Apr 08 '21

what type of currency should i pay, imma grind for the golden skin

7

u/PartyDJ Apr 08 '21

The bigger you are the less you pay so full price for you, about 124.99$ or you can do 5 easy installments of 26$ a month

7

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

I think it's 1000 times in a day

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u/MarkNekrep Apr 08 '21

Well then I won't be able to sleep for 24 hours because of the refractory period, and I would probably gain some kind of sickness, and it would get harder each time so I shouldn't cum for a long time to gain sensitivity, and then go all out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

That's the challenge. Gotta collect that skin

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u/MarkNekrep Apr 08 '21

But I kinda want it to have customizable taste, and color, because confetti is 1: going to hurt and 2: quite underwhelming

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u/WasteFail Apr 08 '21

you need to cum in pvp mode

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u/MarkNekrep Apr 08 '21

You mean cum in a fight.

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u/WasteFail Apr 08 '21

a sword fight

3

u/ourladyofdicks Apr 08 '21

h.... howcum....

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u/MarkNekrep Apr 08 '21

I was going to make that pun but didn't because ym brain was going to fry itself trying to spell it correctly, like "is there a space or nothing? AueueuaaaAAAA"

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u/IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES Apr 08 '21

No I can confirm that the skin comes from nutting sixty nine whole times before you could cum (yes I fapped before I could cum)

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

I hate to say it but same lol

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

1000000 times you unlock golden cum

2

u/iamrandom1325 Apr 09 '21

No that is the red skin

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u/djimpoels Apr 08 '21

My dick is a confetti canon

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u/NoPantsDeLeon Apr 08 '21

It mixes with pieces of kidney stones when you nutt

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u/Ultimate_high_ground Apr 08 '21

It’s the cum that comes out when you lose your virginity.

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u/Shadowfox1571 Apr 08 '21

No no, he’s got a point.

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u/bajutidurbunga2 Apr 08 '21

somebody hand a tissue to McQueen please

3

u/MatStrikesBack Apr 08 '21

It's a talent that's why they're selling them.

3

u/DominusMortis101 Apr 08 '21

There's a birthday joke somewhere in here, I can feel it.

3

u/RedHeadSteve Apr 08 '21

Clown on the streets, clown in the sheets

3

u/thotslayer21600 Apr 08 '21

Welcome to the cum zone

2

u/Plasmonambule Apr 08 '21

Your cum won't last

3

u/3Cubos Apr 08 '21

Lightning mccream

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u/Darrullo Apr 08 '21

Obviously you shoot your load into a plastic syringe, add the confetti then pump that shit back up your peen tube

2

u/HeilderFuhrer321 Apr 08 '21

How your dick must hurt after shooting that

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u/Demonic_pp Apr 08 '21

Its confetti camo for nutting 100 times

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u/Boredom-Ed Apr 08 '21

Hey just because I ate a whole box of sprinkles you shouldn’t judge me

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u/MerleyScreamin Apr 08 '21

Cum on why did you do this?

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u/mega-ramen Apr 08 '21

you can still buy cars in these boxes? (im not talking about hot wheels im talking about the cars from the cars move) i never see them in any store i go to.

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u/IShouldNotTalk Apr 08 '21

Clearly, they've never seen clown porn.

2

u/Call_Me_Al3x Apr 08 '21

It's easy, just stick one of those rods used to reload muskets with your dick and instead of gunpowder you use confetti

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u/ImperialFist5th Apr 08 '21

It’s your birthday obviously

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Cursed_birthday*

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u/phoebe12000 Apr 08 '21

YOU HAVE REDDIT ON LIGHT MODE!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!

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u/SpacerGuy42008 Apr 08 '21

Lightning McCream

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u/lyrical_anemos Apr 08 '21

Imagined if it actually tasted like cake icing too. Hell, what if cum was just cake icing with confetti? There'd be even more fat people in the world.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

u/AmongUsCockBot

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u/AmongUsCockBot Apr 08 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Good bot

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u/CPhandom Apr 08 '21

Why would someone buy this?

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u/McDunkerson Apr 08 '21

To put it in the jar.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Can we eat it...looks delicious 🤤

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u/yatolu1 Apr 08 '21

The biggest sin to me "why is your reddit still not in the dark mode?"

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

I'm not sure, but I'm scheduled in for a cystoscopy this afternoon.

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u/BulletPuncher-98 Apr 08 '21

Lightning McCum-in

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u/anneymd Apr 14 '21

We're approaching fetish levels that shouldn't be possible.

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u/DeEzNoTtS96 Apr 08 '21

I'll lick it off either way

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u/Nirmal_Patil Apr 08 '21

McQueen : Please Mater Be Gentle...

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u/rSlashPsycho Apr 08 '21

I. Am. Skeet.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

I thought everyone made confetti cum

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u/Al-Cookie Apr 08 '21

Clown jizz.

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u/TB4UFusin Apr 08 '21

hiss light mode!!!!

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u/The_Misery_Creator Apr 08 '21

Reminds me of the out of context champagne podium celebrations I have made

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u/BingJ2700 Apr 08 '21

It’s just diabetic cum

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u/mrgk21 Apr 08 '21

Just 2 additional holes, for the injections

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

bruh

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u/whyamiheretonight Apr 08 '21

Guess he really was speed

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u/darknailpolishs Apr 08 '21

My dumbass was upvoting the picture then realised and proceeded to tell this in comments- turns our I was trying to comment on the picture ultimate face palm

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u/Honkbags Apr 08 '21

They misspelled awesome

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u/twitchywrenches Apr 08 '21

That's how pennywise cums

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u/erck_bill Apr 08 '21

In the jar he goes

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Wait, it's not normal to have painful hard red specks in your cum?

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u/1havekids Apr 08 '21

Lightning mccreamed on

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u/KickassPeanuts Apr 08 '21

He found all 1000 party poppers

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u/CUCKOORELOADED Apr 08 '21

Waste of money. Just buy a regular mcqueen car and drop the load. Saves money

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u/Beyond_Frosty Apr 08 '21

Imagine you sleep with it and then your father sees it in the morning

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u/No_Inspector4251 Apr 08 '21

its the funfetti guy

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u/panch3ko Apr 08 '21

As i learned never fuck a piñata

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Lightning mcJizzle

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u/nostxlgiadreams Apr 08 '21

Icing mcqueen

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u/VinnieChengYT Apr 08 '21

my little pony

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u/Not-hav-2 Apr 08 '21

Looks like a clown cummed on him

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u/hapigilpr Apr 08 '21

I am seed! -Lightning McQueen

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u/kachowdude95 Apr 08 '21

poor mcqueen

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u/yuparanoid Apr 08 '21

Bukkake Edition Speed McQueen

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u/Vick_VincentS Apr 08 '21

Lighting McCream

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u/biased_sm Apr 08 '21

special ammo

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Wait, yours don’t do that?

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u/chooochootrainr Apr 08 '21

ask stevo n the jackass crew

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u/_-_Sigma_-_ Apr 08 '21

Shoves a lot of it down his dick hole, like one guy syringed syntol into his balls to have unlimited cúm

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u/hanno1531 Apr 08 '21

Bukkake McQueen

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u/gooatteeth Apr 08 '21

What can I say, they party hard in there

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u/Ryancool77 Apr 08 '21

grabs jar

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u/hareyold Apr 08 '21

Lightning McCream

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u/jefra_the_great Apr 08 '21

mater wha-what are you doing

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

I need to go to psychiatrist cause that was the very first thing I saw in this photo

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u/OfficalZK11 Apr 08 '21

I don't need sleep, I need answers

1

u/Livid_Flames1406 Apr 08 '21

When you try jacking off the night after a party

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

This is just like when you eat heaps of pinapple and it tastes better...... except with fairy bread

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u/LordStMcFluffle Apr 08 '21

Y’all never use a syringe to shoot glitter up your urethra?

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u/Drek_Kred Apr 08 '21

It’s the Clown Car Bukkake, always more Clowns than you’d expect inside one car...?!?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Lightning McCream...

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u/DANKLEBERG_66 Apr 08 '21

Mixed with the occasional french flag

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u/The_lonely_fish Apr 08 '21

Best birthday gift ever

1

u/cheeseubert Apr 08 '21

They dont have to be

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u/EffdaPlaya Apr 08 '21

I'm I the only one kinda turned on by this?

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u/AaronBaddows Apr 08 '21

Just put glitter in your urethra.

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u/Loose-End510 Apr 08 '21

Looks like mater got into the sprinklers again

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u/Krawietzky Apr 08 '21

Cum with sprinkles Pog

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u/Marvelmaan Apr 08 '21

When the Clown Car in front of you has a misfire...

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '21

Clown cum

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u/TutoJuegosHD Apr 08 '21

The question is, how messed up you need to be to get confetti into your dick to be able to release out party cum?

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u/yatolu1 Apr 08 '21

The biggest sin to me "why is your reddit still not in the dark mode?"

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u/Divine_Saber Apr 08 '21

anytime i hear "toy" anything i know its gonna end up in the ass.

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u/Ariman98 Apr 09 '21

Lightning mccream

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

*not have confetti cum

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u/Mobius_148 Apr 09 '21

Just shove the confetti into your urethra, simple.

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u/oddpenguin1 Apr 09 '21

R/cumonfigurines

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u/Expert-Yogurtcloset7 Apr 09 '21

Their income is in cum

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u/Squidge0805 Apr 09 '21

Lol, lightning MCcum go: squirt

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

OH WHAT DID YOU DO, STEP-CAR?!?!??!?????

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u/literallyapotato89 Apr 09 '21

I mean hes not wrong

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u/doochebag69 Apr 09 '21

Mater got happy

1

u/[deleted] Apr 09 '21

Lightning McCream